#giaru

[pokemonblog]

Klink, #599 – Gear Pokémon Interlocking two bodies and spinning around generates the energy they need to live. The two minigears that mesh together are predetermined.

[nereiarts]

Alright let's see... Alexaniel, 4 + 10, how's that sound?

(thank you so much! This one was particularly fun to write~ =v=)*Heknew he’d had too much laudanum; his head ached dully and the roomseemed to sway slowly in front of his eyes, but the tremour on hishands was gone and his thoughts were no longer drawn to the horridthings he’d seen in the dungeons. Daniel had barely slept the pasttwo nights, but he barely felt it now. The one glass of wineAlexander had offered him after their latest ritual had turned intomany, and he felt more at ease than he had in weeks.Hewas only half-aware of what the baron was saying. His voice wassoothing to listen to, and Daniel stared at him in a glazed sort ofway, barely taking in a single word.”Perhaps youshouldn’t have taken any wine, after all,” Alexander said. TheEnglishman gaped at him, brows knitting together into a thoughtfulfrown as he tried to decipher what he’d just said.”Ibeg your pardon?””The wine, Daniel, the wine,” thebaron sighed. ”I am not sure it was advisable when you are takinglaudanum for your insomnia. You’re half-asleep as it is.””No,I’m not,” he protested. He leaned closer, pouring them both newglasses. ”With all our hard work, we should relax a little. It’sonly fair.””I suppose you’re right.”Danieldowned his drink in one go. His eyes seemed to catch on littledetails; Alexander’s lips parting as he spoke, his skin ghostly whitein the candlelight, the wine glass in his hand, his tongue as itpoked out to wet his lips…”Daniel?”Suchtantalising lips.”For heaven’s sake, you should go andlay down.”He wasn’t listening; the wine was making himfeel warm in odd places and he couldn’t think, thoughts just fallinginto pieces every time he tried. He was only vaguely aware of leaningcloser to the baron, of placing his hand on the elder’s thigh.Alexander placed his glass back on the table with a loudclink.”Whatare you doing?””I’m flirting with you,” Danielheard himself blurt out. His inner voice suspected he wasn’t doing itvery well at all. The baron remained impassive, but his eyes hadwidened slightly.”Are you, now?” he asked, loweringhis voice. Before Daniel had the time to react he’d crushed theirlips together, kissing him fiercely. It made his head spin evenworse, and he hardly registered that Alexander had pinned him againstthe back of the sofa. He felt a jolt of excitement at his gut at thethought.”I daresay you don’t want more wine, Daniel?”Alexander whispered against his mouth, trying to catch his breath. Itwas elating to see his composure slipping for once.”No,”he admitted. ”I just want this.”Send me two or more characters and a number and I’ll write a drabble/ficlet!

[delcat177]

Language Mishaps: Well, It’s Got the “W” Trend Down

I was trying to read the comments people were leaving by running them through Google Translate, but, uh...it’s Google Translate:

[comment]: Sense slag old wheat really very strong, but that is not illegal and style. A mixture of desperate despair meat spicy and delicious - also want to see more [comment]: Wheat is a little old but it is too hot slag friends ...... desperate Wilson really poke me not to do the Continue to wait below! nice work QQAQQQ than love [comment]: Really superb [tears] has stand the cp but less good food, this old Medina and Wilson really see the whole screaming ...... I really meet my heart the most kinky point ...... ah ... really great ... [suffocation] seeking more ah ...... plop

[2:42:47 AM] Delcat Delcat: I unironically love this, GT is awful but I can get the gist and that's important [2:43:00 AM] Delcat Delcat: "old wheat" keeps coming up and I want to know what is being mistranslated there

Then I started putting the fic itself in because holy shit, wouldn’t you?  I noted down some interesting phrases and mental images that it was offering for free, then...

[2:56:05 AM] Delcat Delcat: oh my...oh my GOD [2:56:33 AM] Delcat Delcat: "I wouldn't try to do that, bud.  Seems like you bit off more than you could chew.  Don't worry, ol' Maxwell will get you all fixed up." [2:56:38 AM] Delcat Delcat: "For I do not try to do this, man. Looks more than able to cope with what you want ah. But do not worry, your old wheat will fully repaired." [2:56:43 AM] Delcat Delcat: MAXWELL [2:56:50 AM] Delcat Delcat: It's translating MAXWELL as "old wheat" [2:56:53 AM] @giaru: old wheat [2:56:58 AM] Delcat Delcat: I'm cracking up I'm sorry [2:57:04 AM] Gregory: not innacurate [2:57:12 AM] Gregory: he's old [2:57:46 AM] Delcat Delcat: I guess this means Woundson is good on his whole grain intake [2:57:55 AM] Gregory: oh [2:57:56 AM] Gregory: my [2:57:58 AM] Gregory: goD

[3:06:30 AM] Delcat Delcat: "See? Tell your friends the good old wheat will make up the situation." [3:06:39 AM] Gregory: old wheat [3:06:45 AM] Gregory: wait gimm e a mo [3:06:59 AM] Gregory: ok [3:07:31 AM] Delcat Delcat: Can do [3:07:42 AM] Gregory: also idk what it says in the original but tell your friends sounds like an advertisement [3:09:03 AM] Delcat Delcat: Oh, Maxwell makes sure people know he's the one leaving Woundson with a limp and a smile, I'm sure [3:09:07 AM] Delcat Delcat: well more of a limp than usual [3:16:40 AM] Delcat Delcat: Do you mind if I post--I see by your new name you probably don't mind if I post about old wheat [3:17:39 AM] Old Wheat: Yes

[delcat177]

@giaru tagged #are you implying mine are dick jokes#kidding#that's really cool! 

I am saying that I am staggered not only by the immense effort you are putting into your translation, but also that you have not taken the equally immense temptation to just tell me you were translating it and instead putting down 8k words of dick jokes instead.  I don’t say that as anything against you, I say that as a lover of dick jokes who is awed by your taking the higher road when opportunity flops out at you, as it were.

[delcat177]

The Skies We're Under (Russian)

So, uh, yeah, @giaru is working on translating The Skies We’re Under into Russian because...I don’t know I somehow rack up contacts with a lot of amazing people doing this and it’s a constant surprise.  Right now, the prologue to God of Second Chance is officially live.  I assume.  I am staring at the page in amazement but it’s not like I know, it could be a solid 500 words of dick jokes for all I know.  I honestly would not take that as an insult, that would be a hell of a legacy.

Please check out Giaru’s stuff, they’re a cool person and they do cool art and cool writing.  This fandom is brimming with talent and I can’t reblog it all (or at least I haven’t because I have weird all-or-nothing mental rules on that), so go check it out on its home turf.

[faridahmalik]

bruh, Don't Starve

my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: Walani, my lazy surfer child (Also William, Charlie, Willow, Wendy, Wilson, Wickerbottom…)my trash-shit fave: MAXWELL (would we expect anyone else, he’s my trashy son who I relate to far too much)my I love to hate them fave: I don’t think I have one (kinda love everyone)my I hate to love them fave: See Abovemy I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: love everyone, just love some more then others. my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: EHmy I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: Take or Leave? Eh, I guess… Wolfgang? But I really do kinda like everyone. so no one. my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: Willow/Charlie & Willow/Walani & Wilson/Maxwell & Wilson/William (TWO OF THESE ARE KINDA THE SAME BUT I CAN WRITE THEM VERY DIFFERENTLY)my dirtybadwrong fave ship: I guess Maxwil falls under this but I kinda like writing them as growing from one another? So it’s more the above then this. my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Willow/Wigfrid (only bc Charlie and Walani both are also adorable with Willow and I can’t choose very well) and Maxwell/Charliemy I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: Willowson… idk I just. I find it very boring, it just screams generic het pairing to me. It’s not my cup of tea at all. I’m just tired of it, that’s all. I love Willow, and I love Wilson, but I like shipping them with the magic duo way more then each other. I like writing them as snarky buddies. my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: EH. Don’t really have one. 

[fawnlett]

Hey there! Can I use your art or sans from the last comic for my avatar on tumblr (not sidebar) and possibly skype icon? I will credit. Thanks, whatever your anser is uvu

Of course!!! I’ve got no incovenient with that, as long as there’s due credit!!! (In tumblr at least, I don’t mind skype very much AHHA)

I’m making this public so other people can see, too. Hope you don’t mind!!!

[falsearcadia]

8. Do fans often mischaracterize you? 10. Do you have any pet peeves involving your fan base?

Thanks for listing them! makes my job easier8. Do fans often mischaracterize you? It really depends on which one. Like, some are spot on, some are.. just awful.10. Do you have any pet peeves involving your fan base?There are some pretty obvious ones that should go without saying, like a major one is reducing them to one or two traits.