Gideon’s Guidance - An Advice Column with WARK! Magazine
"People are always askin' me: Gideon, 'ow do 'ya stay so happy? So knowledgable? So damn handsome? An' the answer, my friends, is a simple one: I was born like this.
But in addition 'ta that, I've got a whole ton o'years of experience under m'belt. An' while I can't share my birthrights with 'ya, I can share my experiences with 'ya- by givin’ you the best advice in all of Eorzea!"
Teaming up with the folks at WARK! Magazine ( @chocobodreams ) and the lovely transcriptionist Dotti ( @eorzean-tale ), Gideon Black is opening up his completely, totally literate heart and mind to people in all corners of Eorzea and beyond!
Balmung’s newest advice column, nestled within each monthly issue of WARK! Magazine, will feature the man himself (or at least, his ramblings) answering your questions on relationships, beauty, health, self-improvement, home-improvement, improvement-improvement and anything in-between!
The advice may not be good, and it probably won’t be practical, but it will be advice!
Send in your questions anonymously for a chance to have them featured in the monthly magazine, which can be picked up at any of the adventure guilds and local books shops. We refused his requests to charge gil for the suggestions, but nonetheless, he is excited to hear from all of you! See you in the Fifth Astral Moon!
(( The first inclusion of Gideon’s advice column will be included in September’s issue of WARK! Magazine. Questions should be sent anonymously to THIS BLOG ( @captaingiddyblack ). Submissions can be on any SFW subject, and all answers will be provided IC by Gideon Black. We’re hoping to get in a good batch of questions for the first section, so please, don’t be shy! Questions that don’t make it into the magazine may be answered here on the blog.
Reblogs and Signal Boosts are always appreciated! ))











