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I love you Fergie, you gave us all those nights I love you Fergie, beneath Old Trafford lights I love you Fergie, trust in me when I say Oh pretty Fergie, you are still in your prime Oh pretty Fergie, can we have Fergie-time? ‘Cos we still love you, Fergie, we still love you

#i wish Roy would actually sing it lmao #or at least feel this way #gift grub #mario rosenstock

Epic Rap Battles of History: John Delaney vs. Roy Keane. I really hope Roy’s arguments are like this lol. Also the author, Mario Rosenstock, is a genius.

Delaney: “Can you put it behind you, Roy, I’m really kinda hoping - “ Roy: “How can I take you seriously when your mouth is always open?” D: “No way, no way - “ R: “oPEn OpeN.” D: “Look at me and you - “¨ R: “There is no me and you.” D: “Opening old wounds - “ R: “That’s just the thing I do.” Together: “Look at me and you, look at me and you - Fighting with each other since 2002.” R: “I don’t know who you are - “ D: “ - or what you do - “ R: “ - or where you go - “ D: “When you’re not around!” Together: “I don’t know anything about you, baby!” Roy: *has a mental breakdown* “I waS sENT hoME I DIdn’T WAlk”

#gift grub #they have a lot of hilarious stuff #a gift that keeps on giving #mario rosenstock #roy keane #john delaney