actualfouryearold?
Who was the one to propose: Oh god, them get married? Holy fuck. Probably Ahk.Who stressed more over wedding planning: Imogen, probably. Who decorated the house: Ahk's version of "decorating" involves shredding rolls of toilet paper and hoarding it into a nest. Don't let him decorate anything. Ever. Who does the cooking: Keep Ahk out of the fucking kitchen please. Who is more organized: Moji, by a long shot. Who initiates bedroom fun: UH. EITHER ONE OF THEM I GUESS. Who suggested kids first: I bet it was a fucking accident. Just. Oops. Surprise. Babies.Who’s more dominant: Ahk, by a long shot. Who’s the cuddler: Moji. Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:. Hmm. Big spoon is Ahk, for sure. What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Moji chasing Ahk with a squirt gun tbh.Who comes home drunk at 3am: Neither. Though, Ahk probably comes home acting like he's drunk. Who kills the spiders: Ahk.Who falls asleep first: Ahk, definitely. A head canon: If Moji gets annoyed with him, she'll drop a jacket over his face. This causes him to just. Fall asleep. Their relationship summed up in a gif: I don't have a gif for them lmao. Do they have any “rituals”? Don't cook turkey on Thanksgiving. Who is louder? Louder in what way? In the bed? Probably Moji 'cause she'll start yelling or something. Who is more experimental? Neither. Let's not experiment in the bed with the fucking bird.Who takes more risks? Ahk. Dumb ass bird. Do they fuck or make love? UH. Probably make love. I don't. Frickin' know. This is gay. Lights on or off? On. If they're off, Ahk thinks it's night time and goes to sleep. Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? ?????????Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? ???? NO ONE???Who comes first? I. I just. I. Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Jesus christ, don't do oral on the bird, he'd probably think she was eating him or something jesus chriST.Who is more submissive? Moji. Who usually initiates things? Depends, I guess? Who is more sensitive? Ahk, probably. Who has the most patience? Moji. Moji by fAR.Which kinks do they share? ??????????????
