#canonfire

[tpm-ama-board]

OC INQUIRY!

How does this work? So, all you have to do is send in a question about any of the characters or stories created by @tpm-online. Ask anything! Just don't forget to specify which character[s] you're asking.

[tpm-online]

CAN'T FIND THE GODDAMN ORIGINAL POST but here's the adjusted version of Canonfire's main theme. it's just a snippet for now though

ik the audio quality is shit. I'm not really sure how to fix that rn and I don't care enough to figure it out lowkey

[tpm-online]

oc cosplay coming soon. Not telling you who until I upload it though

[tpm-online]

Account created on: [10/23/2024]

Hey, call me TPM or Rorschach. :)

IMPORTANT! You can now give ME money at $tpmonline on cashapp😛

Contrary to oddly popular belief, I am not a part of the true crime community. I don’t really share my opinions on that sort of thing unless asked, but I wanted to clear things up. 👍

Getting into Cry of Fear lately. Just started listening to TMA. Pretty neat. [@tpm-ama-board] for character questions but I'll gladly answer them here.

Tags TPM.mp3 for music. Sunsetting Hubris/SuHu for my story of the same name.

also my strawpage

————————------------------------------------- Creator of the fuckass shitprojects [Below cut]

“Sunsetting Hubris” (2024-) (subject to change) which has no posted lore or context yet. very cool of me

"CANONFIRE" (2024-)

"金賈 RAIL !" (2025)

PSoSC+B {N32} (2025)

521 (2025)

"Conjecture Shining" (2025)

"Take a Nap" (2025)

"Know I'm Dead" (2025)

“The American Project” (2025)

“The Firstbirthed” [subject to change] (2025)

"Światło Pasożytnicze" (2025)

I’m really busy so there isn't much content, if any at all, for most of these at the moment - apologies.

INTERESTS! —————————— Portal Neon Genesis Evangelion Baldur’s Gate 3 Jujutsu Kaisen Bloodborne Berserk Elden Ring Chainsaw Man Mob Psycho 100 Resident Evil: Village Red Dead Redemption 2 Deltarune Devil May Cry Nine Inch Nails Postal (1 and 2) Ghost of Tsushima Dark Souls ----------------------------

I have a kinblog for one of my ocs, Reiner! Check it out, if you’d like. @reiner-iscari

[thechaoticgodzilla]

Covered MEGACON 2016! Did a few interviews and explored and talked about a lot of stuff! Take a listen!

[auspiciousaloe-blog]

Canonfire, pennsic 2014

[mercurymaplekey-blog]

So while I was at the library writing and doing homework me an Ira were also talking about a Cybertronian kink that has a subculture of its own.

You see, it starts with a parasitic species thats developed a bit of a... pseudo-mutually beneficial method of reproduction (this is your warning if you want to back out now). What happens is the parasite lays its eggs (about 10-15) inside a mechs valve, right? It needs to incubate its eggs in the same sort of environment a valve provides (warm, moist, safe, you get the picture), but it doesn't leave the host without a bit of a favour in return. Once the eggs latch on to the valve walls they broadcast a line of code which, for lack of a better term, gets the mech in question super hot. There's a number of reasons this could be, the first that's coming to me is that there'd be more lubricant being produced and more energon being held in that area and so the parasite eggs would have access to more nutrients. Then of course when the eggs are about ready to hatch they detach themselves and get lain, which results in many overloads for the host. I know a bunch of you are really fond of that.

The entire process has become a kink in itself on cybertron with its own little subculture following and some mechs willingly submit themselves to it. Others are just unfortunate enough to happen  upon the parasitic creature.

[greyscaledranch]

     ". . .dat still doesnae explain how he landed oon ma lap withoot me feelin' 'im when ah wiz sleepin'."