[in the caboose]
Trevor, walking by Tabitha: Your eyes look lovely today.
Tabitha, blushing: Awww! Trevor!
Trevor: And so does your a-
Tabitha: -_- I'm going to stop you there.
Trevor: But don't you want to hear about how big my tail-
Tabitha: TREVOR!
[the sound of something falling to the ground from the doorway]
Gilbert, just standing in the doorway: [picking up notebook and pen]
Tabitha, blushing: G-Gilbert!
Gilbert: Sorry, didn't mean to disturb you! [Holding pen and paper] Please continue.
Trevor, grinning: Are you... watching me flirt so you can flirt with Shiny?
Gilbert, lying through his teeth as he blushes profusely: No!
Tabitha: Gilbert, my grandbaby I love very much, my sweet boy, please, please, please for the love of all things good and evolutionary, don't put that sweet girl through what he put me through!
Trevor: And I put you through a lot.
Tabitha: TREVOR!!!!
Gilbert, desperate: I don't know who else to turn to!
Tabitha: Why don't you ask someone who's very good at flirting with his wife, who I know very well!
Gilbert: Who?
Tabitha: Mr. Pteranodon!
Gilbert, immediately backing out of room: Umnononononononononon-












