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The weirdest thing about me is that I'm more often than not craving steak.

i want meat

Logic:

My client here would like to present the following argument:

People do not kill people. It is the weapon they use, in this case, a gun.

Guns use bullets.

Bullets are metal.

Metal comes from mines. Mines from the Earth. Therefore, bullets are from the earth.

Earth is part of nature.

Therefore, Mr. Smith died of natural causes.

A Happy Poem

I'm sick. I don't want your Godamn soup I want some fucking steak. Go away.

So I bailed on the steak idea last night in case anyone was wondering.

I ordered Domino's pizza instead - wise decision, if I may say so myself.

Now I'm eating food that the house mates made...they're vegan and I swear it's not real food.

#gimme steak