this is a stupid non serious miniature rant by me and me being annoyed with myself for not being bothered to fix a simple issue. continue if you feel so wish (that makes sense shut up)
WHY. DO. GAY. PEOPLE. ALWAYS. HAVE. SUCH. COOL. CLOTHES.
LIKE LEGITIMATLEY ALL OF MY STRAIGHT FRIENDS HAVE LIKE. JEANS AND CROP TOPS AND MAYBE A COOL JACKET AT MOST.
AND THEN MY GAY FRIENDS HAVE LIKE. FUCKING CORSETS AND CHAINS AND REALLY STYLISH CLOTHES AND LACE AND ACCESORIES AND GOD DAMNIT I WANT THOSE. I WANT TO WEAR THOSE. WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE FROM. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS. (as per the aforementioned me not being bothered to solve a simple issue, it's because unless you tell me you got all that from target or big w i'm just too lazy to actually go find cool clothing places, i just whine about wanting it. also i don't do online shopping because like screw amazon in general)
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I OWN LIKE THREE SHIRTS IM COMFORTBALE TO GO OUT WITH . WHY CANT I HAVE THAT SORTA STUFF. I WANT IT. WHAT. WHY CANT I HAVE IT?
LIKE. WHAT. I WANT YOUR COOL CLOTHES. I WANT THEM. GIVE THEM TO ME I WILL STEAL THEM BECAUSE THEYRE SO COOL. LIKE MY FREAKING FRIEND @solarexe ALWAYS HAS LIKE CHAINS AND SHIT AND THATS COOL AND @crowsndbugs ALWAYS HAS THE PRETTIEST SKIRTS AND LIKE. JUST WHAT.
I EVEN SAW A POST BY @/santa-claus-offical SHOWING OFF LIKE. AN INSANELY COOL OUTFIT THAT I DESPERATELY WANT.
SANTA CLAUS HAS MORE DRIP THAN ME.
and i'm not even MENTIONING THE HAIR DYE AND HAIR COLOURS AND EVERYTHING (although that's a different topic and also i'm scared to touch hair dye cause i like my hair colour and also school uniform policy crap)
anyway. i think i deserve to have all the cool pretty clothes that gay people wear because they're very very cool but also they should just appear in my wardrobe because i cannot be bothered to leave my house to buy anything like that.
I WANT THE CHAINS AND THE CORSETS AND THE RINGS AND THE LACE AND THE POCKETS AND THE EVERYTHING. GIMME GIMME GIMME ITS SO COOL I NEED IT.
thank you for coming to my ted talk /silly