The absolute WHIPLASH I just experienced, spotting my white cat with a quarter-sized patch of a blood red substance wetting down the fur on his back, only to catch him in a panic and discover it was raspberry jam.
(The jam was out for a minute or two earlier. I didn't see him go anywhere in it. There's no signs of raspberry jam spilled/dropped anywhere else that I can find, nor is there any fur stuck to/in the jar. Just. HOW, sir???)













