#giratinakin

[fictionkinfessions]

explaining my lore to people who dont play pokemon is so scary. i have to somehow convince these people that the pokemon equivalent of god was unreasonable and cruel and that the pokemon equivalent of satan was unjustly punished. Help Me theyre gonna think im evil and demonic

-giratina

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[giratina-against-maps]

so fun fact? Apparently we giratina have a throat pouch or a second stomach we can store things in?? Because I just remembered spitting out my griseous orb so the kids could see it. Then after a bit I picked it back up and swallowed it again and they looked up and started screaming because "LAZARUS ATE A ROCK!!" and because I didn't know what they were screaming at I looked up at the sky and screamed too so I sat there in the middle of the woods with like 2 or 3 kids screaming at nothing and honestly, what a mood

[ellenjoes]

♤ GIRATINA, RULER OF THE DISTORTION WORLD ♤ made this for myself but ur free 2 rb!

[kin-eats]

Foods for a shiny Giratina?(no pork or spicy things please)

Sure thing friend! :>

Chocolate Cookie Cheesecake

Fresh Tomato Shrimp Pasta

Apple Orchard Punch

World’s Best Lasagna

Roast Potatoes

Braised Balsamic Chicken

I hope you enjoy! ~Shadow

[fictionkinfessions]

i feel some kind of way towards the treasures of ruin. i dont even like saying the "of ruin" part they didnt Deserve to be born out of the imperfections of people. i hope they all find their happiness outside of where they came from. i know at least [canon] chien-pao plays in avalanches and it makes me weep. i love that strange mustelid cat thing so much i hope they can enjoy the pokemon world in ways i couldnt

-giratina

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[fictionkinfessions]

wha t the fuck is a volo. also dialga and palkia idont hate you but its on sight yall didnt even TRY to help me. you were arceus' favorites you couldbe done SOMETHING but noooo. fucking bums

-giratina

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[fictionkinfessions]

this guy im paired up with for my math fair project is pissing me off. how dare you bum around and not fix any of the things you needed to fix for our presentation. how dare you force ME, the GOD OF ANTIMATTER, the KING OF THE DISTORTION WORLD, to stay up past my bedtime to do everything YOU were supposed to do because this part of the project is DUE TOMORROW. if i wasnt trapped in this awful body i could strike you down for such disrespect. ridiculous. i used to be FEARED !!!!! AND NOW IM FAILING CALCULUS BECAUSE OF THIS BUM !!!! NOT FAIR.

if anyone out there is also struggling with bum ass classmates not helpingin group peojects you are not alone and if i could open a portal and show up and help you with them i would. but alas

-a very tired and angry giratina

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[fictionkinfessions]

yveltal you could probably smoke me in a fight but i cant help but feel like weve both suffered an unfortunate fate by the hands of arceus. you are a living reset button that arceus made "just in case" and i was supposed to help him create the world im now permanently barred from. im sorry people kept trying to awaken and anger you. literally all you wanted to do was sleep. n these Bums keep waking you up talking bout some "lets remake the world..........." like dude. Enough wherever you are now, in whatever life arceus mightve put you in, i hope youre resting. i hope youre having a wonderful nap with no asshats in your ear trying to use you as a personal weapon anymore

-sincerely, a very pensive giratina

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