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My Dearest Allie Jordan. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over wonderful between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was have is real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives together, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees watching rom coms in your bed, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah Caitlin

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Tae can do better.

There’s no such thing as better.

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Murdeer: a chronic killer of deers. Yes, deers.

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Hello, my name is Sooj and I am a murdeer. Also, my girlfriend never sends me any asks.

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DEAR SANTA,

My name is Jung Soojungle and I want a cat for Christmas. Also coffee. And orange juice. And pancakes. Please add some bacon. I want a giant plate of spaghetti. I want a dozen pizzas with pepperoni and 2.5 glasses of grape juice. Add them all together.

I will soon be starting a petition to outlaw pants. This goes for you, too, Santa. I don't care if the North Pole is cold. FIGURE IT OUT. Lots of people lay naked in the grass, a little snow won't hurt your bare legs. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE WEIRD RUNNING PEOPLE WHO RUN EVERY MONTH OF THE YEAR IN LITTLE SHORTS???? HOW DO YOU THINK THEIR LEGS FEEL?? You have some extra padding. This should help.

Most importantly, please give me a truck load of bread. A literal truck load. I want a truck of bread, as a matter of fact. Made entirely of bread and painstakingly rendered. I want to be able to open the hood and see an engine of bread. Bread powers me. It can power a truck. Of bread. Pls.

Love,

Jung Soojunglebells

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Hello, my name is Jung Soojungle and I am a dork. My name is 900% jung did you know????????

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