How To Get Proposed To

Being a great girlfriend is hard work. Tips, tricks, and advice to keep your relationship murder-free. Instead, earn the ultimate promotion to wife.

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1. Surprise him with a treat to wake up to.

2. Leave him a sweet note.

These are surefire ways to please your man. This surprise ended up in mine writing me a love poem and hiding it in my purse.

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Never Come Home Empty-Handed

If you want a candy bar, you better get him one too.

No one likes a cranky, hungry, jealous man-child.

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I don't give a fuck about your fantasy baseball team.

But I will listen to you, because I love you.

^ Also, why doesn't anyone see that their W is the Walgreens logo?

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Always keep toilet paper and reading material stocked.

I keep extra loofas and body wash for guests, too.

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Keep track of his keys.

I used a clear command hook.

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Love and other diseases

I'm not going to pretend I am the authority on relationships. I just want to share my tips for keeping a happy spouse. Some things you may not think of, and some may seem incredibly obvious. I don't give a fuck. I am imparting my knowledge on you. I do not judge, I observe.