(Warning: self insert) Birdie! I had a dream the other night of contacting Batman to help escape and hide from the Reverse Harem GL’s, and Batman ON SIGHT said “Well, this makes things easier” and IMMEDIATELY stowed me away in the batcave to keep as his own little darling. Can you IMAGINE how feral the GL’s would get, how absolutely BANANAS Hal Jordan would go cause he KNOWS Batsy he KNOWS how “lame” and “weird” Batman is!! Okay rant over I just really needed to share that with you! -GL anon
Kdkdkdkwnsonk I got a laugh out of the self insert warning lmaksosnsne
I am SO jealous that you have dreams like that, I want dreams where yanderes fight over me smh but! Listen Batman being a yandere for reader the entire time actually fits in so well—
So to set a scene, Batman’s been stalking reader for a few months (or years) and then suddenly they start attracting all these green lantern yanderes. Most yanderes would be insanely jealous or losing it over their darling in this situation but it’s Batman, and he sees it as an opening rather than a closing.
He knows this behavior is scary, how people usually react. And he knows the reader quite well at this point so he knows how they’ll react. It’s the perfect opportunity to save them. He’s thinking something along the lines of “with all the chaos, all the back and forth, they’ll be happy to have one yandere protecting them.” Of course, it helps that Bruce Wayne is considered very attractive and that he’s a billionaire. If Bruce Wayne isn’t their type, then Batman is always there too.
He sees it as a win either way, there’s a low possibility that reader will reject help from THE Batman. Hell, they probably won’t even think about him possibly being yandere. I mean, it’s Batman. Who in their right mind thinks Batman and then thinks romance? Maybe obsession comes to mind but? Again it’s BATMAN.
He’ll worm his way into being their savior, and with the competition? Pff he barely sees them as rivals, they’re just tools to push reader towards him.