I’ve spent all day absolutely wrecking it at the Dodgem Cars like if your kid is there just trying to have their little kid fun, I’m sorry but I’m not sorry. All’s fair out there on the course and if they get in my way, they will likely be bumped so hard they’ll yeet straight off this ship. Plus, I somehow jammed my too-tall frame into this tiny car so I think I live here now. Hey, I’m Jacob and I might be a tad too competitive. || @theglamliststarters

















