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Expectations vs reality at the Glasgow Wonka experience.

Crazy that the AI script's stage directions include "This is totally how the customers will react"

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Truly mindblowing stuff at the Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience in Glasgow

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feel like based on the unfortunate fates that befell each of the golden ticket kids in the original charlie and the chocolate factory novel the glasgow ai generated wonka experience was true to the text as anything in leaving a bunch of children in tears and frightened to their core

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They're making ANOTHER bullshit Wonka movie that NOBODY asked for, and it looks like dogshit. I can't believe it's already happening AGAIN. Fucking Glasgow Wonka-ass bullshit. Fuck off, I do NOT want 'oh look, Willy Wonka went to JAIL because he was EVIL and now all the BAD KIDS have to infiltrate his FACTORY, just like REAL WORLD POLITICS isn't that EXCITING isn't that amazing SOCIAL COMMENTARY isn't that what you WANT? But at the end he's probably gonna be a sweet old man and you know what, CAPITALISM IS GREAT, YAAAAY.'

What I WANTED was a fucking Great Glass Elevator movie which we literally cannot have, but apparently we're just gonna get Wonka Slop every few fucking years. Whoever came up with this can go fuck themselves.