Figment Jedi's Dreamport

[frailgun]

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

[frailgun]

angriest I've ever been in my life

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[klapollo]

the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"

[klapollo]

fruits and vegetables shown in a cornucopia is a highly common visual symbol, especially in the states around thanksgiving. rich old men are commonly portrayed with monocles in cartoons.

it's pronounced "chick." it's pronounced "berenSTEEN" and someone probably read it to you more than you read it yourself. It's pronounced Oscar "MAI-yer" and you probably remember the jingle more than the logo. It's pronounced "fuh-BREEZE" and you barely look at the logo even when you use it. you assumed it was looney toons because they are cartoons. you assumed there was a dash in kit kat because it sounds like a word that could be hyphenated. it's pronounced FRUIT loops.

you conflated the black on Pikachu's ears with his tail

"jiffy" is a word while jif is not + "skippy" is another common peanut butter brand

curious george is a chimp and thus would not have a tail but a child might assume all "monkeys" have tails

anything else

[figmentjedi]

I think what specifically happened with Looney Tunes/Looney Tunes was a combination of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Tiny Toons. Like Tiny Toons was a Looney Tunes spinoff that spelled it wrong because of Roger Rabbit popularizing the word "Toon" as a catchall name for all old cartoon characters.

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[paleoart]

POV: You took a GoPro to the Cambrian Patreon • Ko-fi • BlueSky  • Instagram • Prints & Merch  

[aukmodu]

More "We Dug Too Deep" teaser signs in the Yuta Realm, with more apparently being set to be installed each week leading up to the announcement.

One of my old theories on what a Yuta family coaster could be themed around was a Yik-Yik den, those being the horned fox critters that occasionally appear in the form of a Figment-esque puppet meet and greet and are sold as marketable plushie/picture book combo sets, but these claw marks are way too big.

The tunnel emphasis is making me hopeful that this is their answer to Adventureland's Underground, so Bad Bob needs to watch his back. Drums, drums in the dark...

[starestream]

'Godzilla vs. Kong' Star Kaylee Hottle Dead at 18

Kaylee Hottle -- a deaf actress best known for playing Jia in two 'Godzilla' films -- is dead.

Tragic news

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[onthegreatsea]

the removal of physical media is not the inevitable progression of improving tech, its like the removal of the 3.5mm jack: purely a result of profit physical games still account for about 1/5th of all sales of video games

but by only selling digital games sony can be the ultimate arbiter of their price. they can stop you lending games and force another sale instead. they can stop the sale of second hand games and keep prices artificially high. they can set any price they want and that will be your only option.

[frankiedotbiz]

the guys who made Racist Mario just got their merch pulled for lead poisoning

[frankiedotbiz]

wasnt joking

[aukmodu]

Lost Island has begun teasing a new attraction in 2027 in the Yuta Realm. Old site plans for the park with potential expansion plot uses included a spinning coaster between Matugani and Pengali Ruins and given how the park was teasing the possibility of a Wild Moose or a Raptor in the lead-up to Fire Runner.

Crossing my fingers for some kind of indoor attraction given the suggested Yuta mines theme. Of course the shadow and flame that awoke after the Yuta dug too greedily and too deep and trapped them in the mines before Matugani lead them out is already lurking in Mura.

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[spinostarz]

i really like that pictures of anteaters swimming look like someone tried to recreate the loch ness monster on a budget like

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[animentality]

[bobcatmoran]

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

[delphinidin4]

omg 2005/2006. When all our parents, who had been telling us for YEARS to never use our real names on the internet, suddenly all got facebook accounts and started using their real names on the internet like it was totally normal. Complete mental whiplash. Before then, it was WEIRD to use your real name on the internet. Like, people who did that were weirdos.