Figment Jedi's Dreamport

[aukmodu]

Kiku and Alzanu

[thatcrazymage]

TO ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE ABOUT TO WATCH I AM FRANKELDA FOR THE FIRST TIME ON JUN 12:

Please try to watch the series first:FRANKELDA'S BOOK OF SPOOKS

The experience of watching the series first and the prequel later will make everything even better.

I PROMISE!!

(Also, it's a miniseries, it's just 5 episodes. You could very well just watch it right before the movie 🩵)

[socialistexan]

French-Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis', dies of 'sadness' at 56

French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film “Persopolis”, has died of "sadness", members of her

This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.

May her memory be a blessing

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[aukmodu]

Lost Island has rotated another new character into the cast this year with ace pilot Avi taking Lumina's place as one of Udara's representatives alongside island rockstar Bardo.

Avi will apparently supervise spinning contests on Amara Aviators, the park's Skyfly ride, throughout the season with small prizes to be given out. Before meeting guests in person, she was one of the Udaran guide characters in the park app.

[atomic-crusader]

Art of Biollante Harvest and Destoroyah (Super Dragon Form) by Shinji Nishikawa for Godzilla Battle Line

[twinklecupcake]

Let’s gooooo!

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[autism69]

well that's because they died innit

[strawberry-crocodile]

the real answer by the way is that like, half of Siberia turned into volcanic wasteland and pumped greenhouse gasses and various poisons into the atmosphere

THIS MUCH LAND became a volcanic hellhole. thats what it took to outdo the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

[whitepeopletwitter]

No Snakes, Yes Snakes

[bambi-lesbian-posts]

It’s No Snakes Tuesday

[ferret-on-pancakes]

It’s Yes Snakes Thursday

[datasoong47]

It’s Yes Snakes Friday

[pwhl-mybeloved]

oh ok

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

My biggest gripes with recent Godzilla comics have been the excess of crossovers and the "denuclearization" that comes with having him at full power prior to 1945... and yet I'm really looking forward to this one. I can tolerate pre-Atomic Age Godzilla a lot more when he's actually in Japan, and given that the Land of the Rising Sun had just conquered Taiwan when H.G. Wells' book was published, I'm hopeful that the anti-imperialist message will be retained. Plus, you know, Godzilla fighting tripods.

Kyle Baker will be writing and illustrating. Cover art, in order, is by Tom Scioli, Baker, and Nicole Goux.

[retrosaurus]

Welcome sign for the town of Drumheller, Alberta 🦖

[retrosaurus]

Vintage postcards from the Royal Tyrrell Museum 🦖

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[transhuman-priestess]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[gender-luster]

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

[hugintheraven]

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

[gallusrostromegalus]

Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.