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Silence bag of gifflar, I am trying to find the paper towels

#ramblings #my thoughts at the grocery store #pågens gifflar iykyk

Thinking about going to one of my local libraries to find some interesting books.

Two choices: go to the admittedly extremely nice university one on campus that is like 90% course syllabuses oooor the big nice one in town.

Two problems: the campus one has a bad vibe cuz I study there and the one in town is like an hour to walk to

Woe is me

#ramblings

curioscurio

i see baby yoda and i have a yearning to release him into a little german village with an oversized lollipop. he just feels like he is supposed to be here

maidthings

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

tillero

I have personal level of beef with those rats

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

qqchurch

damazcuz

The instinct when seeing some shit to say "who the hell put this on my dash" and then scrolling up to see beloved mutual's name and icon. And looking the other way peacefully.

undying-princess

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

theboost

The great thing about Gus is that he perfectly oscillates from playing the annoyed straight man to Shawn’s general insanity to yes-anding to an insane degree. For every moment where he says no Shawn, you did not hear that both ways there’s a moment where he, with no prompting, claims that his fictitious grandmother with a broken hip was teaching a line dancing class. For every time he says Shawn, stop messing around at work, there is a time where after Shawn says he’s been “looking at the man in the mirror”, Gus, in a move that never ever fails to make me laugh, with a completely straight face and no impact on the conversation, does the Michael Jackson “he-he”. He’s insane. He thinks he’s normal. He does 11 point turns. He’s a sympathetic crier.