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Just saw the odyssey in Imax, good stuff. But when they stab the cyclops in the eye, I think it makes what’s quite possibly the loudest sound ever invented. Some sort of elephant mixed with a tornado siren. And it’s set in a massive cave, so it reverberates for minutes. Loud!

geistverrse

STIIIIIIIIIIIIG SKORSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

#stig my beloved #hunter the parenting

sinistra-orlok

we-all-got-scars-again

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

nostalgiachan

It's my new favorite character, Steve Foreskin

rlyehtaxidermist

"Mario Mario" is an anachronism. He and his brother were only ever referred to by mononyms in their lifetime, like most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom at the time - multi-part names were typically reserved for members of the Toadstool dynasty, and even these were more like titles or Roman cognomina than what we would call a surname today. His putative ennoblement as founder of the "House of Mario" came centuries later as the collapsing feudal order sought additional sources of legitimacy

prokopetz

#mushroom kingdom folklore says that he sleeps beneath a warp pipe to arise in the time of the kingdom's greatest need #he's definitely shown up a few times but it's hard to tell if he has risen from the dead or is just in the middle of some time travel shit #historians hate him.

rlyehtaxidermist

While the historical evidence for Mario having a younger brother is quite concrete, the name of said brother is less certain. "Luigi" is generally held to originate with a separate figure from a series of chthonic myths, who originally served as a sort of psychopomp charged with capturing spirits that escaped the underworld. The strongest case for a contemporary figure named Luigi comes from the Waffle Kingdom sagas; however, this Luigi's brother is a gladiator named Gonzales.

makomoriz

no i don't. cheers

barthposting

"Okay, what if I do my Funny Swedish Man act for a character as serious and deadly as a fucking car crash?"

~Alfabusa, writing Episode 6

#its also incredibly funny when he #sings a common children’s song really ominously #and the subtitles just say viking chant

littlemut

oh for sure

transfemininomenon

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

vintrkraka

the worst part of christmas is that santa’s elves are only called that because they’re gnomes, which are a dwarven culture known for their use of the phrygian cap and their republican rejection of monarchy, and dwarves, also referred to as svartálfar, are a species of elvenid within the elf-clade. but nobody talks about this, because elf cladistics aren’t generally relevant to christmas stories and children can hardly be expected to grasp the nuances of extrahominid taxonomy anyways.

vintrkraka

the second worst part of christmas is the strong as fuck ice mummy

raeldazla

Every time I have seen Hadestown - on stage or in the movie theater - people gasp when Orpheus turns around. I just love how it's so old and yet everyone is still always hoping that this time