Feb 20, 2022
Jeff: Why is there a bottle of vodka in your bag?
Sebastian: It’s not vodka.
Sebastian: It’s holy water
Kurt: What need could you, of all people on God’s green earth, have for holy water?
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Jeff: Why is there a bottle of vodka in your bag?
Sebastian: It’s not vodka.
Sebastian: It’s holy water
Kurt: What need could you, of all people on God’s green earth, have for holy water?
CHOOSE A ONE SHOT!!!!! I will write one of these pairings… whichever gets the most voted in 24 hours gets the one shot!!!!
Hunter: Hey, Sebastian. What is the difference between coronavirus and your legs?
Hunter: I don’t want corona to spread.
Nick and Jeff: HJSDKLGKLG
Sebastian: Shut up.
Thad with a oujia board: Hello?
Thad: Is anyone there? Can you tell me if this sounds legit?
Thad, screaming: HARRY POTTER IS DEAD! NYEEHEEEHEEE
Jeff: How long have you been standing by the staircase waiting for Blaine for?
Sebastian: Only 10 mins
Jeff: Did he say he was coming?
Sebastian: Um, no.
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Sebastian, three weeks later: It’s anyday now...I can feel it...