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Sebastian: My calculator isnt working.

Sebastian: *hits it on the edge of the table*

Hunter: For fucks sake, how would you like it if I banged YOU on the table?

Hunter:

Sebastian:

Jeff: Why is there a bottle of vodka in your bag?

Sebastian: It’s not vodka.

Sebastian: It’s holy water

Kurt: What need could you, of all people on God’s green earth, have for holy water?

Sebastian: I’m a gay, half-Russian Jew. In America, I’m literally public enemy number one.

Santana: I’m a lesbian, half-black, half-Latina woman.

Sebastian:

Sebastian: I’m public enemy number two.

Sebastian: Why should I pass my exams when I could simply pass away?

Hunter’s funeral

Sebastian: Hunter was such an amazing husband and I just know that he is looking up at all of us-

Kurt: Don’t you mean looking down at us?

Sebastian: No, he’was nice to me but a dick to everyone else.

Hunter: You PROMISED me you wouldn’t make anyone cry in the first Warblers meeting of the year.

Sebastian: And Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, but here we are

Sebastian: Is there anywhere I can sit?

Hunter: *points to his crotch* Here.

Hunter: Don’t question it

Sebastian: I could be buying drugs right now.

Sebastian buying the whole Harry Potter series, whispering: At least I’m not buying drugs right now

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