#gleeta

[lavandarbrown-blog]

i literally ship everything in thg its a problem i just tAKE THIS GLEETA FIC TAKE MY HEART TAKE MY BABY SISTER JUST TAKE EVERYTHING AND LEAVE ME BE

[mockingjayofthenamefatniss-blog]

BEHIND THE SCENES OF A NEW FLAME

PEETA'S POV; It was a cold winter morning with crisp clean air, the squirrels hiding from the cold. Peeta had just woken up, with a brain racking headache, his body shaking. He thought this was the end; his heartbeat sped up, as he dropped to the floor in the fetal position. That’s when it happened  A huge fart came from him, not normal, it sounded demonic. As his body starts to rise, he is lifting out the house by the huge fart, and carried into the streets of District 13. His farts are heard throughout dark allies and houses close to that district. What had come over Peeta, this fart surely wasn’t going to stop now. For hours upon hours, his ass raised high in the air, was blowing down from district to district, Surly this was his end. Peeta thought for a moment. “Maybe I can control where I go…” So he did. He went to Cato’s house and pressed his butt cheeks to his window, shattering the glass and flying away, never to be seen again.  Some say on cold winter nights you can still hear the echoes of his farts in a dark ally.  GLIMMER'S POV;  It was a magical evening at the strip club and Glimmer was just about to go on stage. The lights went dark thus fading into bright pink as she walked out in a skimpy outfit that showed her ass. ‘GLIMMER BELCOURT’ Her name was flashing in lights above the stage. She grabbed the pole and swung around it a few times before it was time to give lap dances. After giving one man a lap dance she went back on stage to dace more, but just when she was sliding down the pole her stomach cringed tight and made a demonic noise; and that’s when it happen. Glimmer let out a huge fart, ending up being a shart. That carried her out of the strip club like she was a fire hydrant zooming in the air with her screams following. Passing over children and mothers, fathers too…  Some say you can still see the horror on their faces. The day Glimmer Belcourt sharted.

[hatedshipsareperfect-blog]

Even though Glimmer should have been awaken to take care what happens, she fell asleep as everybody else. But after a few hours she woke up, looked around to see if Peeta is okay and closed her eyes again. As long as nothing happens to him she is happy. - Me