Tabletop RPGs are so wild right because I'm in like eight different campaigns and in one it's all "I'm an old little bat druid and I helped liberate a child from a toxic home and helped her chose a name"
and in another it's "I just faced falling off the literal edge of the world and have dealt with death, betrayal, and midterms but asking my crush to homecoming is somehow 10x more terrifying"
and in another it's "I'm a tiny and traumatized space mechanic and I just revealed that I don't know what a birthday is because the orphanage I ran away from deemed me too fucked to save before I could even walk"
And in another it's "Nobody in this world looks anything at all like me and that's cool that's fine because my dad loves me but if I disappoint him or lose this safe space I think I would cry until my eyes fell out."
and in another it's "I made a stand against my warlord father and now he is trying to use me as a propaganda piece and I'm torn between sticking it to him and protecting my sisters who broke me and also the friends who fixed me."
and in another it's "everyone I love is dead except this one boy who got hurt so bad he BROKE DIMENSIONS and idk if I'll find him or in what condition but if I don't try I'm gonna curl up in this desert and rot"
and y'know that Fall Out Boy lyric? From where did the party go that goes "you know I only wanted fun now you've got me all fucked up"
yeah. Yeah.















