#glenn bateman

[soggyspong]

THE STAND RECAP

One-off character named Pete “Skippy” Brown: huh I think that giant anvil on the windowsill might hit me (REPEAT FOR 300 PAGES)

Larry: fuuuck taking responsibility is so much harder than doing cocaine

Stu: what should I get Frannie for her birthday

Frannie: am I gonna die in childbirth

Nick:

Randall Flagg: I am the personification of 1970s America and I am starting a club

Mother Abigail: I am the personification of late 1800s and early 1900s America and the American Dream and I am starting a club

Glenn: *long spiel about society*

Harold: fuck I am so horny and evil rn

Nadine: fuck I am so horny and evil rn (but with more nuance and tragedy)

Lloyd: Flagg just bit a guys head off I am so fucking scared

Dayna: how could the dick even be that bad

Trashcan Man: the appointed hour has come. I must serve my master

Nuclear bomb: hey guys what’s up

[starkmaiden]

All the Stand gave me was a crush on Greg Kinnear and nothing else.

[violetti-spaghetti]

it's past 1 am and I'm awake thinking about the Stand adaptation by CBS i can't believe it's real this is the best news of the year thank you Stephen, now make Larry and Nick talk to each other thank you djshdgdjs BRACE YOURSELF CAUSE THE STAND FANDOM IS COMING