#gleurdelis

[pokemonmadness]

Through fanart I was introduced to the character Hiroshi Uratane, who I've internalized as being "Professor Sicko Mode" as a joke (yes I'm making the joke again), and then Gleur-de-lis, who I've internalized as Lysandre but somehow more eccentric.

The problem is I am in desperate need of context. I understand they come from the card game manga, but other than that I am really confused about the existence of these two. I think I read that these two are just the card game manga variants of Sycamore and Lysandre, but I'm really interested to know more about the lore of these two, if someone would like to indulge me on that.

[thegleurdelis-a-blog]

Hiroshi: If you're kinky and you know it clap your...

Gleur: -flat look-

Hiroshi: Oh, they’re tied? Nevermind.

[autisticstevenstone]

Gleur-de-lis suffers from rod monochromacy, a type of total colour blindness. This results in a number of other symptoms, including photophobia (increased sensitivity to light) and nystagmus (involuntary eye movements). These symptoms are the reason he constantly wears sunglasses no matter the setting, and they're heavily tinted red so that people are less likely to question why he doesn't notice colours, as he's insecure about the whole deal.

[sycadoodles]

"And don’t anyone tell me that I should calm down and ‘get used to it’! People have told me that before and you know what? I don’t want to get used to it, nor should I have to! ‘Guys are always like that, just deal with it’? Bullshit! Bull. Shit! Are you kidding me? That is sexual harrassment and neither I nor anyone should have to deal with it! I should be able to walk down the street without getting grabbed and kissed by some random stranger without my consent! My body is not his for him to do with as he pleases! He’s lucky I didn’t kick him in the crotch! He’s lucky Miss Gobble didn’t kick him in the crotch! Don’t anyone dare tell me I’m blowing things out of proportion because this is a serious problem and I am so fucking tired of men, including fellow scientists even, ignoring my autonomy and treating me like I’m some sort of toy for their amusement! Well guess what? I’m not, I’m a human being and I demand a damn apology! It’s his own damn fault for being so presumptious and I don’t give a shit what kind of a person he’s ~actually like~, because it doesn’t fucking matter! The fact remains that he touched me in an amorous way without my consent and he needs. To. Apologize. And after that, he’d better stay the hell away from me or he’ll have a very angry Garchomp kicking his ass!”

[ryttu3k]

I would like to share with you the image of Lysandre, Augustine, Hiroshi, and Gleur in the pool on a hot day, playing that silly pool game where person A sits on person B's shoulders and tries to shove the other person into the pool.

Lysandre and Augustine THINK they have it because, "HEIGHT ADVANTAGE, FUCKERS ;D" and then Hiroshi turns into a Marill and fuckin' Hydro Pumps them into the deep end.

[ryttu3k]

"It's okay. We can stop any time, okay?"

[ryttu3k]

vergess replied to your post:So Hiroshi is basically pretty similar to Sycamore...

This is the cutest thing I can possiblyimagine and I realize it is probably because I don’t know fuckall about this Hiroshi dude but omg

Dude. DUDE.

Go and learn about the wonder and marvel that is Hiroshi Uratane.

His hobbies include hanging out in trees, turning into Pokemon, and flailing.

He is a gift and must be protected at all costs.

(Also, Gleur-de-lis.)

(No seriously his name is written as guraduri and since Fleur-de-lis is written as furaduri, this guy is most likely named Gleur-de-lis.)

[gleurdelis-blog-blog-blog]

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