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Im so tired but I finished this ✨️
Next of the commissions by @jinjidraws for the Sydney VtM Chronicle.
Baron Echidna of Sydney, pirate radio DJ and the most wanted vampire in Sydney city. She has a longstanding blood hunt against her, meaning all Kindred within the city are obligated to kill her on sight.
The problem, is that nobody knows what she looks like. She "appeared" as a voice, as if out of nowhere, and ever since gracing airwaves her influence has only grown as she organises Anarchs across the greater Sydney area remotely, sending them on "jobs" designed to undermine the Prince's reign, or work towards otherwise unclear ends.
The part that makes these jobs so appealing to younger Kindred is that their completion provides drone-delivered rewards ranging from blood bags or money to the more esoteric and arcane. As one of my players said, girl is gamifying the Kindred experience.
CR C4 Episode 30: How Fucked is Everything?
The Termina and Amariya Situation
The Archanade, Bolaire, and Hal, are all in deep shit if the Termina-Amariya issue isn’t handled right. Amariya has Termina wrapped around her finger, and Termina—by influence or design—is already eager to start making gods out of someone in order to have more gods to kill.
Bolaire was made into a Disintegrate target after 1.5 conversations. Where does that leave Halandil Fang? Or the secret archive under the Archanade? Or the Archanade itself?
STATUS: FUCKED (PENDING)
Primus Recognizing the Signet Ring as a Plant
UH OH, SCHEMERS!
Specifically, Azune. You schemed too close to the sun, buddy. Unless you forged a good record of discovery, the exact wording for how Occtis’ ring wound up in the Lady Cormoray assignment was…
“We have this signet ring. From Tachonis. And I want to slip it into the evidence of what was discovered in that investigation.”
Not that you found the ring, but that you somehow planted it within the evidence already within the Arcane Marshals’ collection.
Yanessa waved off the idea of Einfasen trickery, and maybe that will stick. But if/when it comes out that the ring was added after the major investigation evidence was compiled, within the Brethren Hall itself? Alarm bells are going to start ringing.
The only thing working against a major non-lethal stink as far as complaint goes is…well. The fact that all that other evidence was compiled against House Tachonis that is very blatantly authentic and Primus had to pay a requisite apology bribe to get the heat off. And that only barely. The idea of Tachonis storming up to Einfasen and insisting that THIS PARTICULAR PIECE OF EVIDENCE AGAINST ME is in fact FRAUDULENT and PLANTED >:C is laughable. So I expect the most he and the family will be after is who in the Brethren Hall was able to get the ring from Occtis, operating as fellow agent against his plans. And Captain Nayar is right there. And that other shoe still hasn’t dropped regarding Thjazi’s fake Misty Step glyph and the Arcane Marshal responsible for throwing the scan…
STATUS: LIKELY FUCKED (AZUNE PLEASE HAVE SOME EXTRA NAT 20s IN THE POCKET FOR ANOTHER SUNDERED HOUSE SNIFF TEST)
Teor and Cyd Pridesire’s Remains Still in Obrimus Manor
Thimble needs to survive long enough to discover them.
Hannan needs to assess the situation, learn Mara is already out with Occtis and Julien, and be convinced to join Thimble down in the dark.
The discovery needs to be made. Emotional damage ensues.
Also! Putting down Raimond Davinos and his zombie crew!
Having survived all that, the Pridesire brothers’ bodies need to be burned before the Tachonises can do any necro fuckery with them.
Hannan needs to get the Einfasen axe and the Royce bracers out of there.
Escape alive. Return to party.
Pain forever. :)
STATUS: FUCKED IN POTENTIA
The Hallowed Round VS the Karen-descent Creed
If it comes to something as gauche as a fight, I think Zebani, the Candescent crew, and/or any Sons of the Dawn mercenaries or spare demons she brought along might actually have a rough time of tackling the Hallowed Round as-is. Hal and Thaisha have made it literally hallowed. Azune, Vaelus, and The First Woken Dragon of Aramán have planted a Faerie haven and healing place in the Tintazi Wood/Lake Nahami. The whole place is crawling with the celestial souls of orcish warriors and buzzing Fae and a whole city’s worth of patrons riding the magic high of the play.
If the Halovars throw a punch, shit will turn ugly.
However! That isn’t the main threat. The issue here is that some Luxes came and tattled to Zebani that mean Mr. Fang had put on the wrong play. Now Hal himself and his maintenance of the Hallowed Round after the curtains close is in danger, as are his people. True, the worst ‘crime’ that might be spun is maybe fraud? Unless there was something especially nasty buried in the deed that Hal didn’t catch. The aftermath has the potential to be far worse than the actual confrontation. Unless someone can defuse the situation point blank, shit’s going downhill.
Only options I see that don’t end with Hal needing to flee the city?
The entire city of Dol-Makjar (plus some magic weight given by the Round itself) erupt in outrage at the idea, let alone the sight, of Halandil Fang being pressed or otherwise arrested for Ko’Therai. This is the city whose opus was the Family Who Forged the Swords That Killed the God of War. Riding that wave, there’s a very real chance that Yanessa’s own fake resurrection stunt could backfire and have people crying We killed the old gods, we can take down the new. It’d definitely give the Creed pause even if it did cement Hal as a full enemy.
Azune pulls another trick out of his Sundered Houses’ Special Boy bag and goes for full concern. He, his Arcane Marshals, and a legion of Magpies were patrolling the Round all night. No Luxes spoke to them about the play—they left outright when they should have stopped to inform them of trouble. And yet they made it all the way to the Villa Aurora, where every head of the Sundered House is currently gathered, with a complaint that just so happened to draw a sizeable chunk of the estate’s security away from the grounds? My Lady, do you have a messenger bird with you? Any way to send quick word to your uncle? Just to be certain all is…undisturbed at the Villa. The play is only a play. If something must be discussed with Halandil Fang, surely it can wait for daylight. My Lady, the majority of your security is still at the Villa, yes..? Really lean into the paranoia. Also! Have Zebani realize he’s the Capt. Nayar that Filoneus has been hyping up! The same guy who manned the Tachonis case! If she follows his lead—maybe even drags him along back to the Villa—they’d be getting there just in time to see Lux Adora’s corpse splattered in the road after Bolaire threw her out a window, replete with Sir Filoneus and a bunch of Sundered gawkers casing the scene. Oh shit. The play complaint was a ruse. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE LUXES, UNCLE FIL, WHERE ARE THEY—Etc etc, more tasty chaos, go Mischief of Magpies~
Hal puts on the best sales pitch of his life. He was flattered by Lady Iris’ applause for the Photarch’s rendition, and he was prepared to put on the play as she left it—but he knew it was wrong. To have the Light in Ko’Therai, even in so small a role (small?) would taint the power of it. In truth, the longer Hal sat with it, with the potential of it… Well. He couldn’t stomach the idea of the Light playing such a bit part in his work. Not when it deserved a production to itself. (???) Cue some truly next level bullshitting, perhaps replete with some prop outlines hashed out in a fit of late-night/early morning mania, depicting the mountain of ideas the Photarch ~inspired~ him to make. The Creed VS Tansul, who Shaped the Sun but could not hoard the Light! Theatrical productions of choice parables in the Photonic Verses! Pageants in potentia for next Candle Feast! And, if she’d be amenable to an interview, he’s already started drafting a little something to honor the tale of her resurrection~ This one feels the most bitter to swallow, and the biggest gamble. Yanessa’s no fool, but her ego is bottomless. It’d be a coin toss and even if it worked, that’d leave Hal and his company in the lurch as they dedicate their talent to pitching Creed propaganda. Gross
Azune, can you ask your friend in the River Vrosh to eat a few Creed folks? Please and thank you
STATUS: FUCKED (AMOUNT OF FUCKED MAY VARY)
For all that Primus is rightly getting the wind taken out of his sails right now, if we don’t see an appearance by Aunties Trimus and Nausha in the next episode to join the Obrimus Manor fray? Oh man. Nobody’s going to be able to say shit to him about anything
The crypts were broken into. Tertia’s remains are there somehow.
Mara the Wing is gone.
Koral’s fucking dead.
Alba Davinos’ soul-curse gem is gone.
The zombie project downstairs is in shambles (with or without the Pridesire remains still there).
And Trimus and Nausha were right there. In the goddamn gothic necro nightmare mcmansion.
Primus: Oh good. Wonderful. I’m so glad we took a minute to do politics. Down 20 million gold and more real estate than we can lose, the Cloak and a new mystery enemy are pulling strings, and Einfasen is picking out the right hammer to splatter me with. And now this. Excellent. Could not think of a better way to end the night.
Petra and Ryah: Father, you’ve been turning skeletons into screaming origami for half an hour
Primus: It’s them or your aunts
There's a version of this with the final line of the episode but its still too early to be so blatant IMO LOL
But some quick storyboard-esque style sketches of the moment my heart ripped in two
(and i stg if sam makes a joke of this later I will definitely laugh but then i'm gonna have to fight him....in minecraft)
Teor's final thoughts went to Thimble, Kattigan, Julien, and Wicander. Azune's painful relationship asymmetry strikes again.
Thjazi saw ex-Falconers hanging in the square and mentioned to Thimble that the youngest among them could only be twenty. Way too young to have served in the Falconer's Rebellion. Azune would have been in the city with Hal at this point, only a teenager.
On the battlefield, the only cold open we've gotten with Azune in the war, he was fifteen. Left bleeding and unconscious and near death in the mud. Teor went to save Kattigan. Every other adult on the ground either ducked for the trench or saved someone else when the wyverns came. Nobody stopped for Azune.
In Hal's home, Azune breaks down. Confesses that his part of the escape plan was going to end with him in the noose once it was clear he'd thrown the arcana scan. Hal's response was, 'We don't get to choose. Try better tomorrow.'
Murray, prior to a last stone of guilt on her back from Vaelus' intervention, was fully prepared to shoo Azune out the door without her blessing of letting him ask Demodus to testify, sending him away with a pep talk she knew was bullshit; knowing what Azune was risking without that keystone evidence.
In Teor's last moments, he thinks of Kattigan and Thimble, Julien and Wicander. Wic, who gets his Death Boon. The Torn Banner is left in Raimond Davinos' corpse. Azune doesn't rate for a single thought.
Once is unfortunate. Twice is coincidence. Three times is a pattern.
Two thirds of a life spent pouring desperate love and care and loyalty into all these people and receiving fractions or less back in terms of regard is a whole other tragic revelation waiting to happen.
#all this with Azune's greatest fear being to be forgotten #he pleads with Thimble to be remembered as he used to be #but at this point? #he is walking and talking and very much alive #and acknowledgment of even that is like pulling teeth with his friends #Teor was one of the adults who basically raised him alongside Thjazi #and Julien gets a dying thought? #Wic gets his last gift? #apologies to anyone following me for making this the All About Azune Show #but goddamn #every new layer of implication on his narrative just twists the knife deeper and deeper (tags by see-arcane)
Aghhhhh Vaelus denouncing the hatred of the goddess of “life”, and finding peace and comfort and love with two druids instead, two people who actually understand what it means to grow and live
classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here’s a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it’s unreal
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guys if one more person leaves a tag like this on my post im gonna lose my mind. There Are Science Fiction Authors Who Are Not Misogynistic Men
ok i’ve gotten one too many ‘this is why i don’t read sci-fi’ comments so here’s a rec list for the people convinced all science fiction is bad and misogynistic (with something for everyone, hopefully!):
(also, btw, the book links are to the Storygraph, which includes content warnings for each one!)
smth funny and lighthearted about a security robot who’d rather watch TV then do its job? all systems red by martha wells (first novella in the The Murderbot Diaries series, 6 books, ongoing)
a complex, intricate political space opera following a warship AI who’s lost (almost) everything? ancillary justice by ann leckie (first in the Imperial Radch trilogy) (fun fact! bc of space linguistics reasons, all characters in this series are referred to with she/her pronouns, making gender a non-factor - it’s really cool!)
a dark story about travelling between parallel universes and a woman who is dead in almost every single one? the space between worlds by micaiah johnson (standalone) (SO good, i don’t get to recommend it often enough!!!)
a story about grief and letting go, and a unique take on alien invasion? the seep by chana porter (standalone novella)
hey, how abt some dystopian YA, for old times sake? specifically, one with sapphics and sick mechas? try gearbreakers by zoe hana mikuta (first in duology)
or, if you’d prefer something a bit less angsty, YA about a ragtag group of teens and a space heist? the disasters by m. k. england (standalone)
alternate history steampunk that blurs the line btwn science fiction and fantasy? the black god’s drums by p. djeli clark (standalone, novella)
a dark gone girl-esque thriller about clones? the echo wife by sarah gailey (standalone)
poetic sapphic romance and time travel? this is how you lose the time war by max gladstone and amal el-mohtar (standalone)
a hopeful utopian future and a human-robot friendship? a psalm for the wild-built by becky chambers (novella, first out of two) (this author’s got a whole bunch of hopepunk sci-fi novels in general, if that’s smth you’re looking for!)
africanfuturism, coming-of-age, and cool jellyfish aliens? binti by nnedi okorafor (novella, first in trilogy)
spicy lesbian cyborgs? and shall machines surrender my benjanun sriduangkaew (novella, first in the Machine Mandate series, 6 books)
cosmic horror with an autistic scientist, cyborg angels and AI gods? the outside by ada hoffmann (first in trilogy, 2 books are out)
also, if you’re a fan of Janelle Monáe, may i draw your attention to the fact that they’ve recently come out with a Dirty Computer short story collection, each story co-written with a diff writer?
this list is long enough, but have some more authors (who are not cis men) also worth checking out: rivers solomon, yoon ha lee, charlie jane anders, aliette de bodard, xiran jay zhao, mary robinette kowal, corinne duyvis
and finally, not all older/classic scifi is written by crusty old white guys who hate women!!! some iconic authors i’d particularly recommend looking into are ursula k. le guin, octavia e. butler, samuel r. delany and vonda n. mcintyre 🥰
what if we were narrative foils........ (and then we kissed)
Oh boy it's "people misunderstand Halsin's comments about the city" hours again.
Halsin hating the city isn't because he's delusional about how harsh nature can be. He knows- he uses a metaphor about overgrown canopies starving trees of sunlight.
The difference is that in nature, those are mistakes. Or just like, unfortunate parts of life.
There's not a council of lions that's trying to genocide zebras. The lions just want dinner. They also don't stop zebras from grazing on plants or corral them into tight spaces where they all get sick. They don't kidnap zebras and torture and sacrifice them.
THAT is the difference Halsin is getting at. His perspective is that bad things that happen in nature are because plants and animals don't have the higher reasoning to help each other. Sapient beings do but they choose to hurt each other. Wildfires kill things all the time but refresh the trees. Whereas sapient people have more stuff than they could ever use but let a big portion of people starve. Children get murdered. Etc.
Halsin's perspective isn't "bad things don't happen in nature," it's "bad things don't happen in nature due to malice, sadism, or startling levels of greed"
I AM ONCE AGAIN BEGGING THE BALDUR'S GATE 3 FANDOM TO LEARN READING COMPREHENSION ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO HALSIN!!!!!
due to popular demand you can now stream the Slur Song for free without Spotify, using my new streaming service slurify.co
Pretty amazing that the website dedicated entirely to streaming slurs is somehow more ethical than spotify
A 6th-level Disintegrate spell... that does 75 damage on average. Bolaire, you go for the Phantasmal Force. It's batted away. Termina moves around, hits you with a Disintegrate, does not hit you.
Campaign 4, Episode 30 - Here in the Dark
HONSE
Uh oh lol
Why does his bossiness bring all the girls to the yard, first Tyranny and now this 😂
Non-PC Ship Tournament submissions are open!
Sorry for the brief break in posts! I'm working on the census survey and doing Life Stuff, but submissions are open! All possible companion/origin combinations will be in the tournament by default, so only non-companion ships need to be submitted unless you're just adding propaganda for one of them.
Submissions will close June 26th!
An alphabetical list of all companion ships included if anyone needs a memory-jogger for propaganda (and please let me know if I've forgotten any):
Astarion/Gale
Astarion/Halsin
Astarion/Karlach
Astarion/Lae'zel
Astarion/Minthara
Astarion/Shadowheart
Astarion/Wyll
Gale/Halsin
Gale/Karlach
Gale/Lae'zel
Gale/Minthara
Gale/Shadowheart
Gale/Wyll
Halsin/Karlach
Halsin/Lae'zel
Halsin/Minthara
Halsin/Shadowheart
Halsin/Wyll
Karlach/Lae'zel
Karlach/Minthara
Karlach/Shadowheart
Karlach/Wyll
Lae'zel/Minthara
Lae'zel/Shadowheart
Lae'zel/Wyll
Minthara/Shadowheart
Minthara/Wyll
Shadowheart/Wyll
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Does your girl blorbo like physical affection?
Yes!!!
Neutral
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Nuance