STRANGE STORY TIME WITH SAM, PEOPLE! I don’t normally post these things but this dream was just too damn good not to share.
You know how sometimes you have those dreams where when you wake up you need a few minutes to wonder what the hell your mind was on when it came up with that strange shit? This was one of those dreams where I had to sit in bed and wonder what the hell had happened.
Imagine zombies except they vomit and sneeze glitter as a way to turn you and spread the disease. Some vomit it like glitter glue, some sneeze and glitter goes everywhere. BUT THEY LOOK NORMAL UNTIL IT’S TOO LATE. So you could be talking your best mate, they get a funny look in their eyes and they take a couple of steps closer then suddenly BAM! You’re covered with glitter glue. Or you could be in the middle of class and the teacher sneezes and suddenly there’s glitter everywhere; on the desks, in the books, all over the front row of students. Then the teacher lets out a violent screech and goes rage-virus crazy. Or you could be at work and your boss is yelling at people and starts vomiting glitter glue and trying to attack people. Or even you are just walking down the street like it’s a normal day and these glitter rage zombies come sprinting around the corner vomiting and sneezing and growling with just this puff of glitter trailing behind them into the sky. And it turns out that this is happening all over the world, not just in Wellington. Scientists can’t find a cure because glitter gets EVERYWHERE and they can’t get enough out of people’s lungs or off their bodies before they turn. Then the army starts rounding up teens to fight back for some reason my brain refused to come up with. Anyone I would ask would just shrug and go “Why the hell not? We can’t trust children with this and we need the adults here on the base” so I really don’t know why teens were the ones fighting the zombies. And the zombies looked fabulous to begin with but then after a few months they became these kinda glitter-covered skeletons that sprint after you projectile vomiting glitter the whole time with fairly good aim. The only way to stop them was to attack them with paintballs and paint grenades so city streets became extremely colourful and by the end it was just major cities covered in glitter, glitter glue and paint and I’m wondering what my subconscious is on because I want whatever it’s having
tl;dr: My mind thought glitter rage zombies would be a great idea for a dream and I woke up confused as fudge
