#glitteroyale

[siins]

Lawrie is just so big and warm-looking, I just want to like... Squish into him.

you can do it but he’s pretty stinky and something corrosive might get on your clothes

[despazito]

JESUS CHRIST, they started mass blocking people AND turned off their asks. Why are some people just incapable of admitting they're wrong? Why they gotta keep digging the hole like it's some badge of honor??

they are very immature

[skeleslime-phantom]

Consider: being a flower, Cagney leaves pollen on whatever touches his face...

Lotta pollinating going on there hmm.  

[catcolors]

Why do Oriental Longhairs frequently look like they know all the secrets of the universe??

Cause they do! Their bodies are so long that they can wrap themselves around entire worlds and be everywhere at once. And their ears are so large that they can hear even the tiniest whisper.

[skeleslime-phantom]

I am too deep into OK K.O. and I am going to blame you specifically.

B }}}}}}}

[skeleslime-phantom]

AAAAHAHHHHH, DENNIS!!!

DENNIS WAS VERY CUTE AND NICE//////

[theslowesthnery]

ANBAB is one letter away from "an baby," which is what everyone is at birth.

parents: “well, doctor? is it a girl or a boy?” doctor: “an bab”

[theslowesthnery]

glitteroyale replied to your photo “i like these little jar memes, so i filled this one for fic tropes!...”

The Sims is probably responsible for a LOT of things. I can pretty directly trace my interest in mpreg to the damn alien abductions in the Sims 2.

yyyyyyyyyyyyyeah that’s, like, literally what happened to me with sims 4. goddamn aliens are apparently trying to populate the planet through my poor sans sim.