#glockstein

[badlydrawnhalfedlifes]

Where'd you get Chumtoad? My money's on you stole them from a testing lab

barney saw a lil nonthreatening froggy alien said “anyone gonna adopt that?” and didnt wait for an answer

[bellygunnr]

How often is there a “Glockstein has escaped!” incident?

glockstein is pretty chill (and timid). the MOST he will do to truly escape is teleport out to eat weird bugs. he will also escape to hide out in Gordons or Barney's pockets-- his own little adventures

barney is Dad. he goes wherever he goes, unless he's hungry, then all bets are off

if glock is gone, barney and gordon just check w each other because usually hes warped to one of them

[bellygunnr]

📂 chumtoad time (:

courtesy of @greenshrumbo

Barney and Glockstein are pack-bonded and have a mental link. Gordon is in on it too, but on a far weaker level. Glockstein sends Barney images of food that give Barney headaches because his puny human brain can’t comprehend the Funky Frog Colors.

[bellygunnr]

barney teaches chumtoad tricks

courtesy of @greenshrumbo

Barney teaches Glock "scream", "play dead", "teleport", and... I think there were more, i'm just forgetting.

Barney and Glock get into faceoffs over the dinner table about person food disputes. This leads to Barney, fueled by Glock, to eat a raw shrimp because Glock really wants to eat shrimp.