its the little things that make this so playable

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its the little things that make this so playable
I just realized your header moves!
it’s a still image
Talk abt the chumtoads
this is a threat.
so my very tentative chumtoad chatter.... that will bleed into Glock and Barney chatter is....
Chumtoads are a large toad-like alien that occupies the caves and underground waterways of Xen. They hang out in groups of 3-4, and there may be an hierarchy, which could be settled by a lot of toad-style screaming. I think they eat microscopic critters found in Xen water (like a whale) but also prey on Snarks. When eating Snarks, they share it with other Chumtoads.
Chumtoads have the ability to teleport themselves to escape danger. In addition, they have a mild collective consciousness thing-- it doesn’t do much except let them find safe Chumtoads to teleport to. They do have fangs that can extend for self-defense, but no toxins to speak of.
I think they might have some abilities like the Vorts, but my only supports for that is the one big red eye, the sturdy hind-legs that seem very Vort-like, and their peaceable manner.
Also, they can eat a LOT of varied foods, including foreign fauna (like from say, Earth). Whatever fits in their mouth, they’ll try to eat it, and 8/10 times they’ll be able to digest it safely.
📂 chumtoad time (:
courtesy of @greenshrumbo
Barney and Glockstein are pack-bonded and have a mental link. Gordon is in on it too, but on a far weaker level. Glockstein sends Barney images of food that give Barney headaches because his puny human brain can’t comprehend the Funky Frog Colors.
hanzo will never fuck you annoying orange
ok i can’t send a screenshot bc it was very graphic but he said that was the plan and he described how he pegs hanzo. we love him here.
WELCOME TO THE RANCH!
Hi! Call me [TO BE DECIDED]. I'm a fan and connoisseur of bullsquids and other assorted xen fauna. I run the ranch here, where I'll be collecting images, illustrations, pictures, theories, and words about these beloved animals, taxonomically called 'gastropolypus toxophlegmata'!
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here u go. one of my common music binges led me 2 this & it reminded me of u
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user elusivebean "buowegbougwe" (pronounced miles) is not to be trusted. they accused me of hanzofucking. im so upset. please block them (/j)
i’m reporting them to hanzofuckers anonymous as we speak