#chumtoads

[bunny-heels]

its the little things that make this so playable

[hollowtones]

I just realized your header moves!

it’s a still image

[bellygunnr]

Talk abt the chumtoads

this is a threat. 

so my very tentative chumtoad chatter.... that will bleed into Glock and Barney chatter is....

Chumtoads are a large toad-like alien that occupies the caves and underground waterways of Xen. They hang out in groups of 3-4, and there may be an hierarchy, which could be settled by a lot of toad-style screaming. I think they eat microscopic critters found in Xen water (like a whale) but also prey on Snarks. When eating Snarks, they share it with other Chumtoads.

Chumtoads have the ability to teleport themselves to escape danger. In addition, they have a mild collective consciousness thing-- it doesn’t do much except let them find safe Chumtoads to teleport to. They do have fangs that can extend for self-defense, but no toxins to speak of.

I think they might have some abilities like the Vorts, but my only supports for that is the one big red eye, the sturdy hind-legs that seem very Vort-like, and their peaceable manner.

Also, they can eat a LOT of varied foods, including foreign fauna (like from say, Earth). Whatever fits in their mouth, they’ll try to eat it, and 8/10 times they’ll be able to digest it safely.

[bellygunnr]

📂 chumtoad time (:

courtesy of @greenshrumbo

Barney and Glockstein are pack-bonded and have a mental link. Gordon is in on it too, but on a far weaker level. Glockstein sends Barney images of food that give Barney headaches because his puny human brain can’t comprehend the Funky Frog Colors.

[jesterbots]

hanzo will never fuck you annoying orange

ok i can’t send a screenshot bc it was very graphic but he said that was the plan and he described how he pegs hanzo. we love him here.

[bullsquidkeeper]

WELCOME TO THE RANCH!

Hi! Call me [TO BE DECIDED]. I'm a fan and connoisseur of bullsquids and other assorted xen fauna. I run the ranch here, where I'll be collecting images, illustrations, pictures, theories, and words about these beloved animals, taxonomically called 'gastropolypus toxophlegmata'!

[jesterbots]

https://youtu.be/wcgvLiNYCcA

here u go. one of my common music binges led me 2 this & it reminded me of u

YEYESY ESYESYES YESY YESYES YES YSEYES YES THANK YOU I LOVE IT

[jesterbots]

user elusivebean "buowegbougwe" (pronounced miles) is not to be trusted. they accused me of hanzofucking. im so upset. please block them (/j)

i’m reporting them to hanzofuckers anonymous as we speak