Pairing: Sam Dickinson/Michael Misa
Rating: Teen & Up
Chapters: 1/1
Word Count: 2.1k
Summary:
“Dude, it’s summer in Toronto.” he had said two weeks ago “Who cares about getting sweaty, it’s prime time for live music. You have, like, shit music taste, but don’t worry, I’m gonna fix that.”
(Decided to make some Hawks content, so here's a Hawks x Natsuo sickfic....aka Coldwings fic. Its not much but i tried)
“H’iHDdTSSHhhiew” “Keigo takami!” Groaning at the pounding of his head from sneezing, he looks over to see the nurse waiting for him. Slowly rising to his feet while raising his hand to let her know he was there. She gestures for him to follow her back behind the waiting room doors. Shuffling his feet along Hawks let out a hoarse sigh which led to a nasty-sounding cough.
“So what are you coming in for today?” “huh? Oh, a friend dropped bme off here cause of a little cold. Wadted bme to get checked out.” “Ah I see, sounds like it's more than a little cold. Though we’ll see what the doctor says.” Walking Keigo to the exam room, she does all of her basic checks such as pulse, blood pressure, and temperature. She frowned at the reading on the thermometer.
“Well, I will say, you do have a fever Mr Takami” This seemed to surprise Keigo who pulled his knees up to his chest on the bed with a quizzical look.
“Oh, I do?” “mhm 37C (100 F), that’s a fever. I’ll write that down and let the doctor know. They will be with you shortly, so sit tight.” With a soft nod, Keigo backed himself against the bed and the wall and curled up. Trying to calm down his chills, no wonder he was so cold! Even with his coat on in the fall, he was still shivering. He took off his gloves to rub at his red runny nose. He really needed a tissue, he had to use the god-awful napkins Endeavor had in his car. Those only made his nose more irritated and sensitive, felt like he was using sandpaper to blow his nose. So he opted to just keep sniffling and snorting till he could get his hands on a tissue box.
Looking around the room he saw the tissue box was on a shelf. Hopping off the bed, he then realized how high it was and he didn’t wanna try to climb the cabinet. At first standing on his toes seemed feasible, though he still fell short by two inches. When he decided it wasn’t worth it, he just climbed back onto the bed.
“Waiting till I get home won't be too bad, I wodt be here log” He says to himself.
Meanwhile, Natsuo goes up to the front desk to see if they had anyone else he needed to see. The nurse who brought Keigo to his room handed him the file.
“Oh a walk-in patient came in by the name of Keigo Takami, he’s got a fever, sneezing, coughing, runny nose. Seemingly bad cold symptoms” Natsuo froze in place….
“You said Keigo?” “mhm,” Natsuo sighed and face palmed, dammit! He’d pulled a 12-hour shift at the ER the other day and slept until now, so he hadn’t even had time to check up on his boyfriend!
Now he felt bad, how bad was this cold for him to come to the doctor? Keigo hated the doctors! Well, it was just him today so, he’d have to be the one to see him.
“Alright, I’ll go and see him,” Natsuo said as he turned on his heel to go down the exam room hallway. Reading down the file as he walked, his file was just filled with basic information such as previous hospitalizations, and why he came in today. Not much use to him since he knew most of Keigo’s history already and there wasn’t much of it besides emergency room visits.
Once he got to the door he knocked casually alerting the patient of his presence before he walked in. He chuckles when he sees the shocked look on Keigo’s face.
“Did you forget that I worked here?” Keigo adjusted himself a little, there was a small look of relief on his face knowing that his boyfriend was the one to be doing this check-up. Like stated before Keigo hated doctors and hospitals or anything medical. It always reminded him of his time in the commission and how they’d do horrific things to him. Most times when he’d get hurt he’d try to fix it himself if he hadn’t already been taken to a hospital. By now it had been put in his E-chart that he was ‘very anxious around medical personnel, due to past trauma’ for precautionary sake.
“I’m just a little surprised you came in” “O-oh yeah, Endeavor dropped b’me off because i ‘sound awful’ or so he says.” Putting down the file and then washing his hands, Natsuo then slowly approached Keigo. He could tell this wasn’t some case of the sniffles like Keigo was trying to make it seem. Getting permission to touch him, Natsuo pressed the back of his hand to Hawks’ forehead and frowned.
“You definitely have a fever, I’m not gonna take it again since I’ve already got a number on it….So be honest with me and tell me what’s wrong.” Keigo shifted uncomfortably and wiped at his nose with his wrist.
“Its dnot that bad” Keigo wasn’t all that convincing especially when his breath started hitching. Trying to rub and scratch at his nose to make that sensation go away. Natsuo just watched with a soft expression when the other failed to hold back.
“H’iHDdTSSHhhiew hih!’H’iHDdTSSHhhiew!” Catching them into the cuff of his jacket sleeve he made a slightly embarrassed look while apologizing. Natsuo went through the cupboard and grabbed the tissue box and passed it over to the blond with a smile.
“Bless you, no need to apologize. Sounds like you need these.” Taking the box snagged a few tissues and pressed them to his face. He gave out a loud-sounding blow trying to clear himself up, though that only caused another coughing fit. He still couldn’t help but apologize for it, he wasn’t used to Natsuo seeing him like this. Natsuo only shook his head and got out his stethoscope to listen to his breathing.
“Like I said, no need to apologize, it's my job to take care of sick people. That includes you!” Sliding the cold disk up Keigo’s shirt, now it was Natsuo’s turn to apologize for how cold the instrument was. He could feel the pro hero shaking under his touch.
“Your lungs sound clear, let me check your throat.” He slings the stethoscope around his neck while he grabs the tongue depressor. Keigo keeps the box of tissues in his lap as he watches his boyfriend grab the popsicle stick. Holding it up to his mouth, Keigo opened up making the funny little sound doctors always tell you to make.
“Throats pretty sore looking, don’t think it's strep thankfully.” Pulling away to toss out the tool, Natsuo looks back at Keigo who’s back to holding up a tissue to his face.
“H’iHDdTSSHhhiew H’iHDdTSSHhhiew Hih!H’iHDdTSSHhhiew” “Goodness bless you!” “Guh, thagks” Keigo snorted, Natsuo folded his arms over his chest as he spoke.
“I’ve got good news and bad news, which one do you want first” “Hmmm’b, bad news.” “Bad news, you’ve got a pretty bad cold and need to go home and rest. The good news is, I’ll be home early to take care of you.” “y-you don’t have to take care of b’me, babe.” “Who else is gonna do it, I know you won't take care of yourself” Natsuo protested, Keigo was too tired to argue knowing his lover was right. If Endeavor hadn’t dropped him off he would’ve kept working till the end of his shift (or till he got hurt) and would go home and sleep.
“So you are gonna go home, and rest, I’ll come over to your apartment after work.” Helping Keigo off the exam bed after writing some things on a sticky note for him, he also hands over the box of tissues.
“And take these with you, you’re gonna need’em” Tissue box in hand, Keigo made his way home through the crisp autumn afternoon. He was happy to get home and looked at the sticky note.
1: check if you have any cold medicine, if so, take it. If not text me.
2: get something warm to drink
3: get in comfy clothes & rest
Stumbling exhaustedly inside his apartment, Keigo went through his cabinets and of course, he didn’t have any medicine, he wasn’t all that surprised. He didn’t have the energy to make himself anything to drink so he just trudged into his room, threw off his clothes put on an oversized sweater, and curled up in his bed. That bed was pretty much a blanket nest which was how he preferred it.
When Natsuo received a text from Keigo stating
‘Got home, have no meds, gonna take a nap’ He sighed and replied back.
‘Okay get some sleep, I’ll pick up some things and head on over.” Which didn’t take all that long since he knew what he needed to get and the store was close to the clinic. When he gathered his supplies he made his way to Keigo’s apartment that he’d been to many times by now. He knew where the key was and let himself in. Quietly padding his way inside, he took off his shoes and got to work. Making a cup of tea, and grabbing the medicine he goes to the blond’s room.
Seeing the winged hero all curled up under a pile of blankets fast asleep made him smile. He always thought Keigo was adorable when he slept. Especially now with the soft pout on his face, and the way he held onto the sleeves of his sweater. The soft flushness in his cheeks and nose, not to mention the bedhead. He didn’t wanna wake him up since it seemed like he needed the sleep but, he also knew the hero needed the medicine. Setting down the cup on the nightstand, he gingerly shakes Keigo’s shoulder to try and wake him.
His eyes fluttered open as a groan erupted from blanket fort #000, when he saw who was in his room a tiny smile pulled at his lips.
“Oh hey polar bear, you’re here” “Mhm I told you I’d come over to take care of you. Did you think I was joking?” “d’no, didn’t thigk you’d be here so fast, feels like I just fell asleep.” “You texted that you got home about an hour ago. You can go back to sleep once you take some medicine and drink some of this.” Begrudgingly rising from the covers, Keigo looked up and saw the snow wielder holding the cough syrup. Swallowing the thick purple so-called grape-flavored medicine with a disgusted look.
Thankfully the tea was there to chase the sickening taste down.
“Do you wanna go back to sleep?” Keigo nods but then grabs Natsuo by the wrist weakly.
“Please, lay down with me.” Natsuo nods and climbs into bed behind him, Keigo turns around facing his chest, and nuzzles up to him. Natsuo giggles a little while kissing the top of his head.
“You’re so cute you know.” “M’dnot cute” “Oh yes you are, especially since you’re being so cuddly.” “hmmph” “Pouting isn’t going to help your case pretty bird~” “Sh-shut it polar bear” Keigo grumbles playfully while rubbing at his reddening nose.
“Nose itchy?” “a lihh hih! A little b-bit” His hand mindlessly searching around for that box of tissues. Curse the amount of blankets in this bed didn’t make it any easier. Just in the nick of time, Natso found them, snatched up a few, and held them up to Keigo’s face
“H’iHDdTSSHhhiew!” “Bless you, I’ve got you pretty boy~” "thagks polar bear....guess i'm a little under the weather"
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FUCKERS! This is a lil Kaachako fic I put together since I love that ship. So here's a lil Halloween AU Kaachako fic
(CW mess, minor contagion)
Katsuki was cleaning up the shop looking at the old clock and then back at the window impatiently. It was dark out- almost midnight- pitch black with the stars covered by the grey clouds. The breeze swayed branches that scratched at the windows. Sure it was always fall here but the severity of the chillyness and warmth did change throughout the year. These last few days have only gotten colder and colder!
Once he finished up, he put the broom away and was just about to go upstairs to bed when. The door flew open, at first he thought it was just the wind until he got a better look and saw a familiar figure standing in the doorway.
“I-I’m home” The voice weakly called out as it staggers inside. Coming into the light, Katsuki looked a little surprised to see Ochako. She was drenched head to toe, and shivering. Basket and broomstick in hand. Her dress was tattered and torn, luckily no cuts or bruises.
“The hell happened to you!?!” Katsuki barked, his ears going up in an alarmed fashion as he rushed over to her. She waved him off and set her broomstick on its holder and the basket on the counter.
“Nothing, just fell is all. Sorry, I’m home late.” She replied exhaustedly, Katsuki wasn’t buying it. Grabbing her by the shoulders he pushed her into one of the armchairs and went over and grabbed a towel from behind the bar. Coming back and drops it on her head and folds his arms expectantly.
“Dry yourself off and tell me what happened.” His voice growled frustratedly, his tail swaying behind him. Ochako huffed and started drying off her hair.
“Well, you know the siren lake?” “there’s many of them” “The one captain Taishiro resides in with amajiki.” “yeah yeah what about it, did that stupid oversized squid and Davey Jones hurt you? Cause I swear I’m gonna-” “No no no. Captain Taishiro’s ship came over late and when I was trying to find it the slope crumbled and I fell in…..and I may have been dragged under by one of the sirens.” “YOU WHAT!?” “Relax Kats, Amajiki got me out in time. I’m okay they didn’t hurt me.” Huffing, Katsuki grabbed the towel and pressed more on Ochako’s head.
“Do you not know to dry off, or what witch bitch?” He grumbles running the towel through her hair and face.
“Don’t need you catching a stupid cold 'cause you can’t take care of yourself. There. Now go upstairs, change, and go to bed.” Ochako smirks while looking up at the werewolf. She always loved how protective he could be, especially when he tried to act like he didn’t care about her.
“Aaaw was my precious lil puppy worried about me, how sweet~” Katsuki’s face quickly changed a shade of pink with embarrassment before he started pushing her up the stairs.
“Go. up.stairs.now!”
The next day Katsuki woke up to the sound of clanking and shuffling and got out of bed to see where Ochako was. He found her downstairs looking worse for wear. Her hair was a mess and she was barely dressed, her complexion much paler than it was supposed to be. The poor girl was practically shaking through it all. Then there was the sneezing.
“ETT’Sttiiew!” That practically made Katsuki jump out of his skin, he never expected them to be loud! Leaning against the frame of the door with his arms folded over his chest he finally called out.
“Bless you, jeez didn’t think you’d be loud.” Ochako looked over to the werewolf and shrugged sheepishly while rubbing her nose.
“Sorry, didn’t b’mean to wake you.” “You didn’t wake me, though I’m surprised you didn’t” Walking over to the witch he reaches out and feels her forehead. Frowning when the back of his hand is met with overly warm skin. He does the same thing with her cheeks just to double-check.
“You’ve got a fever, you’re not working today.” He concludes decisively, Ochako frowns and tries to protest with him.
“I’m fine Katsuki, I’m not sick, just tired” “Yeah, last time I checked being tired doesn’t bring on a fever. But if you’re tired then you should go back to bed and rest.” “I don’t need to reh rest I-I neeeh need to open the sh-shop” “You look like you need to-” “ETT’STTIIEW! EEttt’shiiiew!” Just barely missing Katsuki with that set of sneezes, Ochako tried to regain composure in her tired sickly state.
“Bless you. You’re going to bed, I’ll run the tavern it's fine.” “Dno, dno way! You’re dnot running it b-by by your seeh self” “I’ve done it before, plus it's a Tuesday, those days are always slow. And all orders you have are pick up, not delivery.“ “Katsuki…” “No. You’re going back up the stairs, and you’re gonna lay down and rest.” Katsuki was not in the mood to argue so he swiftly picked up Ochako in a princess-style hold and carried her up the stairs.
“Hey w-wait I can walk” “Yeah yeah yeah, gonna make sure you actually get in bed, witch bitch.” Entering their room, he sets the girl down on the bed and tells her not to go anywhere. She knew she wasn’t getting out of this so she begrudgingly got under the covers. She was curious as to watch the wolf would bring back. However, her curiosity was interrupted by her ever-itchy nose that demanded her attention. Sniffling and rubbing at her nose to try and push the itching sensation away didn’t do much. Leaving her gasping and trying to find a tissue, there weren’t answers on her dresser or the bed and the feeling was getting worse.
Walking back in with supplies, Katsuki noticed the girl’s dilemma and tried to not laugh. Furiously rubbing at her nose with a soft whine as her breath hitched. Setting down the supplies Katsuki grabbed a tissue from the box he brought and handed it to her.
“Here take this” Righ as it was given to her, hurriedly pressed it to her face to catch the desperate fit of sneezes.
“ETT’SSTTIIEW! EET’HMPHST! ETT’’SSHHIIIIEEEW!” Watching with a fond yet concerned look on his face, he waited till she was done to kiss her on the forehead.
“Bless your pink cheeks, you gonna live?” He said with a slight joke in her voice. Ochako sniffled pitifully and cleaned herself up while nodding.
“Uh-huh, I’ll be okay K-katsuki.” “I know you will be as long as you just let me handle things for once.” Now that her eyes were streaming she got a look at the things Katsuki had brought. An extra blanket, a box of tissues, one of the health aid potions, and a cookie-which she assumed was most likely a sleeping sand cookie-
“Alright here, drink this, eat the cookie, and I’m gonna leave you to rest. We open soon” Katsuki says while heading for the door, Ochako gives a small appreciative smile as he heads out the door. Leaving the witch to her own devices, she took a swig of the health potion knowing she didn’t need to take it in one go. Either way, it tasted awful so she chased it down with the cookie that would put her to sleep for a good while.
It wasn’t long before the brown-haired witch was curled up under the covers with a tissue pressed to her nose, fast asleep.
Katsuki did have to put up a sign to ‘keep it down’ so no one would wake up Ochako up. He didn’t do too bad with running the tavern. It was deed a slow day so all he had to do was collect payment for pick-ups, prepare a few drinks, and restock some things. By the time darkness hit, he decided to make some soup for dinner.
Hovered over a cutting board while the chicken broth heated up in the cauldron. Although Katsuki was hard at work he could still hear the sound of thick sniffling and the pitter-patter of someone walking around. Looking up he saw Ochako wrapped in the blanket he gave her trying to tip-toe her way around. Chuckling softly Katsuki let her know she wasn’t that slick.
“Oi witch bitch, I could hear you coming ya know.” She stopped dead in her tracks with a sigh.
“What are you doing out of bed?” He questioned, he didn’t sound mad, more concerned than anything.
“I woke up, n’couldn’t go back to sleep’b and wadted to see how you were doig.” Cringing at how congested she sounded, he rolled his eyes and replied
“I’m doing fine, business was slow but it went well.” “That's good”
Suddenly feeling her arms around his waist and her face pressed against his shoulder, Katsuki relaxed and joked.
“Someone’s awfully clingy~” “Sh-shut up, a-am’b dnot” “Uh-huh, bet you’ve been waiting all day to cuddle me huh?” Her face flushed a brighter shade of pink at this, although Katsuki couldn’t see her since she was behind him. He knew he got her. Then he heard the soft hitching noise from before. Her hands got a little tighter around him as the more drawn out they became.
“Ocha?” He called out, finally putting down the knife and turning around. His gaze softened when he saw the face she was making. Her nose was all red and twitching as her mouth hung open, her face both slack and tense at the same time. However just as she reached the climax she let out a sigh and a frustrated whine and began rubbing at her nose with the blanket.
Katsuki tsked and told her to stop doing that.
“B-but it w-wont stop, and i-hihh its stuck,” He told her to give him a minute, separating himself from her to put everything else in the cauldron so it could cook. Going back he saw she was still struggling, he could see she was almost there. Just needed a little push…or a kiss….
Pulling her back into him he tilts her face up and kisses the tip of her nose. With a large gasp, she grabbed onto him and buried her nose into his chest to muffle the fit. Each sneeze was drenching his t-shirt further, first a lit spray turned to an almost soaking wet patch. Whimpering and whining between breaths and rubbing her nose against him needily. Katsuki just kept his arms around her, his tail also wrapped around her waist.
“That’s it, let it out, see doesn’t that feel better?” There were a few wet sniffles here and there, Katsuki could tell his shirt was ruined. He didn’t care all that much, not like he didn’t have others.
“EET’HMPHST! ETT’’SSHHIIIIEEEW Eehh’hmm’shiiew!” When the fit finally stopped, Ochako slowly lifted her head revealing her teary eyes and streaming red nose that seemed to have calmed down. She tried to apologize to her familiar but he just shook her head grabbed a napkin from the counter and gingerly wiped at her nose to clean up the connecting ropes of snot.
“Don’t fucking apologize, I’ve been bathed in blood before, snot’s not gonna gross me out.” Katsuki lightly pushed past Ochako to check on the soup and then reached up to grab two bowls.
“Good, it's done” Pouring the soup into bowls he tells Ochako to follow him back up to their room. Getting back in bed, Katsuki hands her a bowl of soup and a spoon and then slides into bed right beside her with his own. Pulling up the blankets onto the both of them, Ochako took a spoonful of the soup and smiled.
“Mmmm this is good, Katsuki” “Thanks, thought you’d like it” “Mhm it tastes good n’its warm too.” “Good, eat what you can, and then try and go back to sleep.”
The warmth sure did help not only warming her up on the inside but also unclogging her nose. At first, this was fine, she could finally sniffle and try and clear herself up that was until the awful prickling sensation came back. She tried staving it off the best she could until the hitching came. Fanning at her face hoping to make the need to sneeze dissipate. Katsuki saw this and put down his bowl as well as Ochako’s, then pulled her close to him once again.
“EET’HMPHST! ETT’’SSHHIIIIEEEW Eehh’hmm’shiiew! Ehhh heeh! HEH! EET’HMPHST! ETT’’SSHHIIIIEEEW Eehh’hmm’shiieeew” This fit was much messier than the last, his shirt was already wet from the first one. It was gonna be drenched by the end of this one now that the congestion was much looser! Once against rubbing her nose up and down against his chest to try and coax out her sneezes. Katsuki could feel each splatter sinking deeper against his skin. Even with her trying to sniffle it back it only oozed right back out tickling her swollen sensitive nose even more!
When the fit stopped she sat up panting softly trying to catch her breath. Still snorting and snuffling what was dripping down her face. Katsuki smiled fondly and asked if she was done.
“You done floaty witch?” Just as she nodded and gave a long thick snort the relief was long-lived as a sudden
This is a bakudeku story based on my latest wav. sorry its very scattered brained. i can't make a cohesive thought lol.
(i'm going to say this now...if you can't handle mess or alot/descriptions of it. Do not read, this story is 'mess heavy')
“And It's finished!” Izuku announces, primarily to himself, as he grabs a syringe. Coming back he fills it with the red solution from the beaker and puts it on the small cart containing a small cup with a green pill. Humming happily as he drags the cart out of his laboratory, he makes his way to Katsuki’s room—a small minimalistic bedroom with books, a plain bed, and drab walls. Knocking on the door before he enters he makes his presence known.
“Oh, kaachan~” The blond’s head jerks up from the book he was reading, and his bright red eyes dart over to where Izuku is standing. Walking further into the bedroom Izuku’s lips are pulled in a wide grin. This smile used to put Katsuki on edge, he’d scramble away from the other like a scared deer, but. By now his reaction was quite different even if he didn’t know the details of this experiment. All he knew was that Izuku wanted to ‘test his immune response’, not much else was given.
Katsuki used to be afraid of needles and swallowing mysterious pills…now he found comfort in the high or daze they would put him in. He wouldn’t be himself mentally and he was fine with that. As long as it was Izuku doing it to him, he didn’t care anymore. He still jumps though every time Izuku would jab him in the arm or neck with very little warning.
“I presume you’re curious about today’s experiment” Izuku started while grabbing the pill from the cart. Katsuki nods and puts down the book slowly.
“Well I’ve been wanting to see how quickly a small illness can take over the body, and since I can’t just take randoms. I decided to see if I could engineer one myself and see how you’d handle it.” This experiment now had Katsuki curious, was there a twist to this? Or was he just going to have to deal with a case of the sniffles? This couldn’t be too bad, he’d hardly gotten sick much before so how bad could this be?
When given the pill, Katsuki swallows it without hesitation. When the needle came he yelped a little at the sudden jab Izuku used to push it into his arm. Once the red solution was injected Izuku gave the blond a soft pat on the head before standing up and leaving telling Katsuki he’d be back in a few to check on him.
Leaving Katsuki once again to his own devices.
After a few hours, Izuku gathered some medical supplies on his cart. He’d heard the other coughing and sneezing down the hall and figured it was time to see how his precious lab rat was doing. Slinking his stethoscope around his neck, snapping on some gloves, and prepping his cart. A tongue depressor, oral thermometer, pen light, cough drops, a box of tissues, a notepad, and a pencil. Pushing the cart down to Katsuki’s room the sounds of sniffles, snorts, and sneezes get louder.
Opening the door Izuku giggles when he walks in on Katsuki huddled in the corner of his bed wrapped under a blanket.
“My my my, goodness gracious Kaachan, I could hear you down the hall!” He exclaimed as he pulled the cart in.
“You don’t look so well, Kaachan” Of course he didn’t face pale with a feverish blush, his eyes usually a bright red color now dull and glassy with slight tears in them. His frame looked frail as he was curled up trying to get warm. Wiping his nose on his forearm Katsuki grumbles.
“D’no shit Sherlocke” Brining the cart close to the bed, Izuku sits in front of Katsuki and extends his arm out. Pressing his gloves hand to Katsuki’s face, he mentions how warm Katsuki feels. Reaching for the thermometer he holds it up to the blond’s mouth.
“Let’s start with your temperature” Katsuki begrudgingly opened his mouth allowing for the tool to be placed under his tongue. It was only a few seconds in that Katsuki started wriggling his nose around and sniffling. His nose was clearly irritated even starting to get red around the rims of his nostrils and his septum. Flaring widely in and out the movements became frequent while small whimpers slipped through. Izuku noticed this and knew what was happening.
“Ah ah ah, no sneezing Kaachan, I need to get a number on your temperature.” More desperate noises came as Katsuki’s chest expanded with each breath. He was really trying to hold back and failing quickly. Izuku laughs softly before grabbing the blond’s nose and pinching it shut.
“I’ve got you, just a few more seconds, and it’ll be done.” He could feel Katsuki’s nose twitching like crazy against his fingers. He knew this was going to be a loud one. When the thermometer finally beeped Izuku slid it out from the boy’s mouth and looked at the numbers.
“Seems like my lil labrat’s got a fever~” He sang, almost getting distracted in his findings. Though hearing a soft whine he remembers he’s still holding Katsuki’s nose. He releases it a little bit and right as the other gasps hugely and pinches it shut again only letting him stifle.
“Het’chhnk! Het’cknnk! Het’gnnxt! Ugh” Earning a glare from his test subject Izuku even if he did find the other’s suffering to be rather amusing.
“Sorry Kaachan I couldn’t help myself” Pulling his hand away snot immediately ran down Katsuki’s nose. He tried sniffling and snorting it back up, though it only made him sneeze again. Though without anything to cover with the explosion was messy.
“HEEEXXXHIIEW! EEEESSSHIIEWW! EEEESHIIEW!” Izuku watched as snot started falling lower and lower down his face. Spray blasting out in every direction, Izuku got his own dose of it right to the face. This didn’t disgust him at all, it more excited him than anything. This small fit left Katsuki panting and dripping, trying to get all that stuff back up his nose.
“Can’d I have a d’dissue?” Izuku pretended to be confused by what he asked. Might as well have some fun with this experiment.
“A what?” Izuku knew what he was asking for but he wanted to mess with his precious Kaachan. A thick snort and snuffle proved to be futile in moving the congestion clogging up the sickie’s head.
“A d’dissue, by dnose is drippig” “I think your nose is more than just drippy Kaachan, but I need to continue the checkup, so you’re gonna have to wait.” There was a bit of grumbling that Izuku ignored as he took out the tongue depressor.
“Saw awwh, Kaachan!” Katsuki opened his mouth making the sound only to be interrupted by rough coughs.
“Sounds like a nasty cold you’ve got, throat’s all red and that cough didn’t sound good either. I’m surprised you got sick this fast, I expected this to take at least 24 hours” He wasn’t lying, Izuku was shocked to see how quickly this cold took over. Now that it was fully affecting his test subject, he could continue this experiment. Seeing how Katsuki was now harshly rubbing at his nose he knew just what to do.
“Careful my lil guinea pig, you’re gonna piss it off” Izuku warned playfully referencing the now angry red nose on Katsuki’s face.
“Cad’t help it, it’s s-so iih itchy” Pulling away the tongue depressor, Izuku got closer. Grabbed Katsuki by the chin and tilted his face up.
“I can see that, also looks like you’ve got a nasty cold filling up your head. One that just makes your nose so tickly, maybe even a little sensitive?” He teased while tapping on the tip of Katsuki’s nose. Another sharp gasp came before the release, Katsuki barely had any time to turn away from the scientist.
“ESSSHIIEW! EESHIIIEW! HEEETTSSHIIIEW! Heh! Heeeh!-Ugh” Nostrils flaring widely with desperation for their own release but the rest wouldn’t come. Snot lining the edges threatens to add to the spillage already oozing down. He was so close yet so far from sneezing!
“Would you like some help, my lil labrat?” Katsuki could hardly get a word out while his breath was practically hiccuping. He gave a small nod granting Izuku permission to help. Rubbing his thumb up and down Katsuki’s damp septum, he decides to be a tease.
“Aaw poor Kaachan, you’re so close, aren’t you? But you just can’t quite let it out? Must be tickling like crazy, just getting worse, and worse” He let out a loud whine between hitches, tears falling while his nose ran profusely. Izuku’s gloved hand was becoming sticky with the sickly slime. Izuku pulls his boyfriend closer to him, holding to his chest. Leaning into him, Katsuki was squirming from the need to sneeze becoming overwhelming.
“So so itchy huh, kaachan? That tickly buzzing sensation just won't go away. It's just getting bigger and bigger and bigger.” Katsuki was a mess in Izuku’s arms, whimpering, hitching, and dripping with snot.
“You’re making such a mess, getting your snot all over my hands. Your head must be full and can’t contain any more of it. Don’t you wanna get it out? I know your nose does, it won't stop making more” Each flare of Katsuki’s nostrils had more mucus flooding out, and different thicknesses of strands and ropes were connecting like a spider web. Some getting on Izuku’s shirt while the rest dangled lower and lower. Izuku was just barely doing enough to make him sneeze.
When Izuku decides his poor labrat has had enough he takes off the gloves and presses his fingertips to that angry red trembling nose. Every little touch had Bakugou gasping, and then Izuku rubbed his septum with a little more pressure than earlier.
“ EEEH!” Izuku excitement grew hearing the desperate needy inhale, knowing this would be it! “EEESSHIEW! EEEXXIEW! Eh! Eh! EEED’SHIIEW! EEEDD’SHIIIEEW!” More uneven breaths signalled more sneezes were on the way and Izuku sat through it. He loved this, feeling how forceful the sneezes were. Rocking Katsuki’s body into his and making him shudder. His shirt under his open lab coat was surely soaked against his chest. He could feel the wetness seeping through. The urgency to get each sneeze out was obvious, Katsuki’s body was doing anything it could to feel better!
Loud booming sneezes that could hardly be muffled tumbled out of the sick blond. One after another after another, each creating a snotty mess of Izuku’s shirt. He couldn’t stop either, it felt like each breath was making the tickle worse, and sneezing brought more sneezes. It's like the air itched! By the time he did stop, the poor boy was panting hard trying to catch his breath only to be interrupted by chest coughs and trying to snort back the sludge from his nose.
“Wow, that sure was a lot Kaachan!” A few thick wet snorts proved that he was still absolutely full of cold. Even as he’d sneezed out all that snot, more had managed to replace it.
“I think someone needs to blow their nose, it sounds very full.” Grabbing a singular tissue, Izuku knew that it wouldn’t hold up against the force, and that’s exactly what he wanted. Pressing the tissue right against Katsuki’s nose he softly commanded.
“Blow” Katsuki wasn’t going to refuse as he really needed to anyway. At first nothing, then a loud gurgling sound as he started to fill up the tissue. It didn’t take much for the dampness to settle in and soon the tissue was filled to capacity but Bakugou was still clogged. When the tissue was pulled away from his face many strans followed, still connected to his face though.
“I-i dneed to bl-blow b’more” He said words muddled by the congestion weighing heavy in his sinuses.
But of course he was talking to basically the devil himself here.
“Hm, i think you could wait to blow your nose again, your nose looks so mad.” Izuku taunted while dropping the used tissue somewhere. Katsuki looked at him while wiping his nose on his hands roughly.
“And besides you’re gonna soak through that entire tissue box if I let you.” “i wouldn’t” He protested, Izuku giggles and kisses his feverish forehead.
“Oh you wouldn’t? That snot filled nose of your says other wise” Kissing the tip of the sensitive appendage had the same results as pulling the pin of a hand grenade… Explosive and everything everywhere! This time Izuku’s face, chest and neck were not spared from the consequences. To say he got misted was an understatement. Cords and droplets glistened his skin like glitter as each desperate release brought more and more with no real relief in sight. And Izuku wasn’t going to stop the other either. He more so egged him on than anything else with his teasing words.
Talking about how Katsuki’s easy-to-bother nose must’ve caught the most tickly cold he’d ever had. Encouraging him when he could barely get out that more sneezes were on the way. Snot was streaming down, practically a category level 5 hurricane. Izuku couldn’t resist talking about how much of a mess his Kaachan was making from ‘a little cold’.
When the fit subsided Izuku kisses at the other’s lips before grabbing a few tissues and gently cleaning the other’s face up as well as himself.
“I can’t believe your nose threw a fit over a little kiss, Kaachan. Poor thing just can’t catch a break can it? Don’t worry i’ll take care of you, my lil experiment~”
