#gloriaposting

[salda4]

I just got called a "beginner friendly house pet" by my partners. I can barely think rn

[liighty]

Timeskip SWSH rival height comparison!! They are in their 20s in this 😎

(Reference for my silly ship content hehe)

[salda4]

What they don't tell you is that Tumblr is an unending pool of daughters. It's true, you can just write to a cool transfem on Tumblr and after giving her enough mental comfort she will call you mom.

[salda4]

I should cuddle with more girls

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[salda4]

A stupid Cave Johnson rant I wrote to make a friend smile

Hello, Cave Johnson here. It has recently come to my attention that some of my top scientists got some funny thing called "O-C-D", I have also learnt that's not a rock band they formed behind my back, new idea: create a band called: "OCD". Getting back on track, eggheads have informed that it causes something called brainworms, enough said that I like everyone's brain safe and not eaten by flesh eating freaks of nature. Starting today we will look into pesticides applied directly into people's gray matter. In case that doesn't work I have opened a new brainspider division, something tells me that they will love snacking on those damn worms. Cave Johnson out.

[salda4]

I've been thinking, would cursed objects sometimes develop a sense of gender if they are independent beings to some extent. Like if they get misgendered they get annoyed and in turn the person they are influencing is pissed too?

Something like

"This thing... It's changing you. You've been acting differently since picking it up, can't you see that?"

"SHE is just a normal fucking sword. Okay she looks cool as hell, you are jealous, that's what this is about yes? You are jealous of her"

"what"

[salda4]

I am forcepuppying my wife She takes so well to tummy rubs awawawa

[salda4]

Well being angelkin with a thing for worship is fun.

My girlfriend wrote this to me and I'm not giving y'all a context lol