Bruce Wayne. On family and buisness
by Clark Kent
Ive known Mr. Wayne for quite some time. So when I was given the task to interview him, not as reporter and millionaire.but as two old friends having a chat.
The CoO of wayne enterprises met me at his door, a familiar smile on his face. He led me to his study while telling me a story.
Of how his parents always wanted a house full of kids, but only ended up with one. So he took up that job, and filled these very halls with love and family, honoring the late Martha and Thomas Wayne.
Unfortunately none of his lovely children were present for my interview. Including Jason Todd. His second oldest who was revealed to be lost in Africa after his presumed death.
The following interview has been transcribed and recorded by James Olsen
Clark Kent, daily planet: so Mr. Wayne. Recently you have taken the spot of Ceo back from your son, Timothée Drake-Wayne. How do you respond to the people claiming you "stole" his chair in the company?
Bruce Wayne: We came to the agreement together. My son has shown interest in furthering his studies. He was to inherit his own Drake Enterprise, before my sabbatical which lead him to taking control of my own company. Merging both DE and WE. I want to give him time to grow before throwing a company at him.
CK: And how do you feel about the accusations you took it to instead pass it on to your biological child?
Bruce Wayne, competitive ironing enthusiast: i don't understand that question.
CK: i have no stance here as i was never adopted, but some of the general public believe-
Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle's ex fiancee: No, I mean I don't understand. I gave birth to them
CK: Pardon?
Bruce Wayne: you heard me, they came out of my bussy. I was totally boypreggers. You should know, we slept together when I was brovulating and also when I was on my deriod.
Clark Kent, shocked civilian: Bruce-
Bruce Wayne: Ask your wife if you forgot how grippy i am, she knows all to well. She impaled me with her girlcock. But don't you remember this photo?
Photo provided by Bruce Wayne
The interview was cut short, but for the whole unedited 15 minutes, please visit Jimmy Olsens YouTube channel here
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