Talie-As writing + Art shizz

Current fixations: The boys, Dc comics, HOTD. Probably posting at work with a bunch of typos

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I feel like the batkids would get into bird watching as a joke but would legitimately get into it as a hobby and freak out if they see a rare or uncommon bird on patrol.

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Tim: Shut the fuck up, no you did not-

Jason: I swear on my mamas grave man, someone has a peacock in my apartment building.

Damian: We both know that is a worthless promise Todd.

Dick: Is there a rogue there? How are they hiding it? Because i know when i wanted one Animal Control threw a fit.

Jason: I dont know man.

Steph: You own the building, why dont you just take us there to see?

Damian: because its his peacock, he just doesnt want to admit it.

Bruce, who thought this was all for a bit but now his children are fighting on a roof:

Barbra: Here, i sent you guy photos of Richard

*Peacock*

Dick: You named him after me 🥰

Jason: Yeah yeah, he is colorful, doesnt shut up, and has Cock in his name

[mydearestdarlingdead]

There's his girl <3

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Thats his baby girl, i love their relationship.

Dc i will forever blame you for taking her adoption from me and making her parents "good"

I need more of her.

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My favorite stupid WIP of mine is one where Jason comes back early and then his neighbor is Tylers parents. And he notices the baby cryying so of course he breaks in and finds the mom od'd and the baby in withdrawal.

So now he is a teen father, but in order to get breaks he blackmails Bruce into walking into a trap. Exceot the trap is that he wants Bruce to watch his grandson while he naps.

Drabble of it:

He still remembers the day Catherine died, how she laid as he wasted a bottle of narcan in hopes she'd wake up and kiss him again.

Her mouth had formed up like his neighbors did now. She was on her back, and a small baby sat in a crib beside her cold body.

It didn't take a detective so see she was too far gone. Her blood had settled and her body expelled any fluid It stunk like a rat's ass but he was focused on the little one.

He looked about 8 months old, he cried himself nearly to exhaustion. Little eyebags under his eyes, he wet through his diaper and clothes. Covered in sweat and shaking. Without a word, he lifted the little guy, grabbed whatever he could find that was clearly the babies. And took him into his apartment.

There, he set the child down and went through everything he grabbed. A few bottles, some clothes, a pacifier, and one paper that was written for the police it seemed.

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Ollie knows Bruce's identity but Bruce doesnt know Ollie knows and they end up tailing the same dude.

Ollie, watching bruce spill his drink all over himself while their lead leaves.

Ollie: *Walks up to him and spits into his mouth, giving him a com for his ear so they can communicate across the room*

Bruce:

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Adventures of Jason and Johan

Or, that awkward moment you find out your exs baby died so you find a baby and show him how big daddy you are. But turns out his baby is still alive and you take him from your shared exs house because she got to have a baby with him. And now you are raising then both while gaslighting his baby. By Minhkhoa Khan

In honor of me posting 200 posts and 50 people who stare at me. Heres a follow up to this post that got no likes

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Khoa, sweaty with Johan/Phantom-One at Talis frotn steps: i hear you found my sons twin brother

Heavily pregnant Talia in a bathrobe: I hope you dont mean this one, the other one yes. Ironically when ths little one was conceived.

Khoa: Finally, we can reunite them

Talia: Ooookay then, he is in the back. Be careful, he killed two men already with his pit rage

Khoa: my boy 🥲

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Jason: I dont remember having a twin

Khoa: Since when do you remember shit? Maybe the pit threw you off?

Jason: i dont know, i still dont know who this man is

Johan: Ja

Jason: Look how white he is

Khoa: all of you look white to me.

Jason: Im literally wasian

Khoa: Whats the w stand for?

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Khoa: This is terrible, when one eats the other doesnt. I cant get them to sleep at the same time. You have it easy with him *motions to a nursing Damian*

Talia, who had a crying baby up at 4: Take your mask off, i need to hit you

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Jason: When your dad said you were special o wasnt expecting this

Johan, disecting a human layer by layer with those magnifying/light glasses: What were you expecting?

Jason: i dont know, no eye contact??? Not the constant eye contact you have with each of my eyes hut only one at a time???

Johan: You are just a hater, anyways if i want to follow in our grandpas footsteps i need to learn the body.

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Jason: Come on, you're going to get us caught.

Johan, trying to feed a Caspian Tiger: Im going to get us caught? You stole the baby

Damain, 2 years old: Bitch

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Talia: I have very bad news

Khoa: Cant be that bad.

Talia:...

Talia: Bruce adopted shivas daughter

Khoa: THE ONE WHO IS ALL?

Talia: She is two months older than Jason

Khoa: TRIPLETS???

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Jason and Johan, clinging to each other: Whyyy, why must you seperate us again?

Khoa, tired: Because Jason is being sent to Gotham with your sister. You and i have a case in Taiwan.

Jason: i can take him to all-caste with me?

Khoa: Jason, no. You guys cant go together.

Johan: 🙂

Jason: Wrong way

Johan:☹️

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Talia, drunk: You know it makes sense

Talia: I got jason, you got Johan, its only fitting he got Cassandra as his clone.

Khoa: We need to restart the polycule.

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Jason, in gotham standing with Cass and Dick: I miss our brother

Dick:???

Jason: Not yours, mine and Cass's

Cass: What

Jason: Daddy-os ex boyfriend adopted a kid when i was adopted. We spent so much time together back when Damian was born

Dick: Who is dami-

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Johan: Jason‽

Jason: BROTHER

*they both then jump off their roofs and crash into each other in the middle. Before falling*

*Meanwhile*

Khoa, with a rose in his mouth: Hi handsome

Bruce: Im too tired for this.

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Anyways, triplets who slay hoods together stay together

Bonus:

Cassandra: Im orphan

Johan, who mastered english with Jason: Nice try, we are all orphans *high five*

Johan: Wanna see my ant farm?

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I want them to reintroduce Diana being a twin, but do both of her twins. Make them triplets all while Philpus went from 0 to 3 babies because her wife is crazy.

Hippolyta: Dont overreact

Philippus: Where did you find these children

Babies, two with black hair/blue eyes and light skin, one with dark skin, golden eyes, and brown curls: 🥺🥺🥺

Hippolyta: I may have gotten some baby fever and molded babies out of sand

Philippus: These babies arent made of sand

Hippolyta: Hera may have intervened.

Philippus: Why are those two identical to you and that one is black?

Hippolyta, holding Nubia up to her cheek: Gods forbid a girl want to take after her other mommy. I think it was fate because i made the girls out of the same clay.

Philippus, touched that Lyta named one after her home country: They are all girls right?

Hippolyta:...... I may have gotten a buy two, get a boy free. I think Zeus felt left out, but its okay.

Hippolyta: If Dionysus could be hidden as a girl, Iason here doesnt need to know he is a boy.

Philippus: *Looking her three new children squished together in the eye(s)* You are so lucky i love you.

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throwback to one time i commented on a batfam post about how i hc alfred feels like he is taking thomas's place. So he doesnt allow anyoen to call him something paternal. And some comicbro responded to me with "HC He wouldnt do that because HC he isnt a little bitch like you poser." I think about it daily while i write.

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>> want to read damian wayne stuff

>> go to damian wayne tag

>> Top three posts: Damian is a meanie to tim so tim gets his revenge (tim is an adult, damian is a child)

>>*post with no damian/discussion of damian/literally two other batfam members no dami*

>> "Okay guys who do you like the most in familial relationships with tim"

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Once while i was reading a straight smut book there was a passage so stupid it was like the author has never sent a text before.

It was like

Person 1: 🫡

Person 2: All i see when i see that emoji is a cock to the face

and even since i just idk am disappointed that i kept reading after that.

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i hate the sudden uptick of colonizer krypton in media between MAWS and Superman 2025.

Theres something so racist of viewing an immigrant as an invasion. Of them trying to take control and erase their heritage. (Ie. Clark switching from his birth parents message to his adoptive parents because they are "superior" to the colonizers)

He is a refugee, he is an immigrant. Habing his bio parents love him doesnt discredit being raised and loved by the kents.

I understand the want of depth in a way of him idolizing his bio father only for him to be evil. But it is just such a harmful rhetoric. But it could easily be anyone else from krypton. Make it one of the ignorant rulers, Zor-El. Someone else.

Trumpies claimed the movie was too woke because its anti- israel. But im saying it isnt woke enough if they think its right to say "Hey, i know this is a wartorn planet havifn extinction level events the government was too ignorant to see. But aftually they just wanna take us over and steal our jobs and kill us all. So the only way for you people to be 'safe' is to become like us and denounce your own people."

Lara and Jor-el loved their son so much, they made sure he was safe when the world ended.

Martha and Jonathan Kent loved their son so much, they took him in, raised him and kept him safe for his whole life.

You have to understand, no one puts their children in a boat unless the water is safer than the land - warsan shire

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jon came in and why is his belt lopsided???

Crumb for scale i guess because i didnt realize 4yo got into cookies

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I bought the rebirth Kara/Supergirl Mcfarlane last week right. And then yesterday i had a long bad day at work, so i decided to buy the Supergirl movie version with krypto for 34 dollars at target.

And now its like im at a stalemate because id rather complete families before getting doubles (save for Batman in Bethlehem damian.) So im half heartedly wanting to make the Milly Alcock version into a grown Starchild/Otho-Ra OR An alternate world Zala Jor-El who bc time stream gets thrown here. OR just leave her as is.

Inspo for Starchild via other superwoman suits, perhaps more blue heavy since Osul is more red based.

Zala but id make her not medieval

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Ive seen people post other Characters like "Yeah, they just put a grown mans head on a child." But i found something slightly more mindboggling worse.

Ok maybe its just Bitch eating crackers, but its like they hust shrunk a man down into a baby???? If that makes sense

No hate to the artist, i want this varient because its just so pretty.

But i cant explain how uncanny valley it is, like that is not a baby. That is a grown man pretending.

That is fucking this mf, (the "baby", not the fox)

i will be solely viewing my miscarriage as this though, just a grown ass man

(Again, no hate to the artist. Amazing artwork. The baby just unsettles me)

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Reading the kryptonite specteum and Rainbow k makes me feel like i had a stroke

i love he.

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Im going to have a slightly awkward interaction today when my spouse comes home today

Because i spent my first day playing bitching about Shane, and now he is the one i have the most hearts with

All because he rizzed me up with his sad

(I hate myself for writing rizzed)

Like yeah babe, i gave up on Abigail for the guy who reminds me of you except you arent an alcoholic just a little sad

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i reject that Khoa is a bad father. I just know he tries his hardest to one up bruce.

Though i also hc Phantom-One or Johan (my hc) as autistic. Prime Aspd x Asd solidarity. One can't understand social cues because they dont feel empathy. The other cant read social cues because they just cant.

Khoa doesnt love him in a traditional sense, he "loves" him for what he can do for him. He "loves" him because he is his. He is like a trophy, and a pet. But not in a negative way, just as a this is how i explain how i see you.

Similar to how Khoa feels for Bruce.

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Khoa: Now my son, kill the man

Johan/Phantom, learning other languages instead of swedish: I only 8, why i have do this?

Khoa: Because your other father is currently raising your twin-

Johan: i dont have twin

Khoa: METAPHORICAL TWIN, but without bloodlust. And as if i didnt find you covered in your own parents blood.

Johan: They made their bed Koko, i will make you proud.

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Johan, sarcastically: Yes koko, i will do it for you, Thank you for being my god

Khoa, indifferent but has read parenting books: Thank you, anyways here is your next mission

Johan: I was being sarcastic, im not doing it. I am too tired, ao if you need me i will be in my room.

Khoa: i knew that.......

Khoa, once he left: I wish i knew 13 year olds were going to be this terrible

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Johan: she said i was unreasonable, and that i should have seen all the signs she was unhappy.

Khoa, making his little project baby a sandwich because his metaphorical twin died: Why couldnt she just say something?

Johan: Exactly, instead she decided to ignore me for weeks until i snapped.

Khoa: We could always kill her?

Johan: No, weve been over this koko. No killing everyone

Khoa: Isnt it a service to the world, ridding it of her?

Johan: This is why "Jack" left you, im going to go watch some ants eat and wallow in my pain

Khoa: Fuck, hes just like Bruce.

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Hmmmm, what are you doing in gotham Clark Kent? Watching your son in law shoot people in a brothel??