Glo-the-fuck-Up: 2 Week Holiday Edition
To achieve the aesthetic
Skin care routine (include some cute-ass face masks)
Whiten ur gross yellow teeth babe
Get those brows on fleek
Become a smooth-ass seal and get lasered. Everywhere.
Get ur nails done girl cos that tappy thing
Put on that perfume cos u stanky
Coconut oil on every possible surface of ur body cos thats a thing now
Wear ur fucking retainer u stupid bitch legit ur teeth r fucked
Buy some cute-ass bras and swimwear cos girl u gotta stop waiting for when u look like an insta model like legit ur time is now stop being so insecure fucking bitch
Practise fake lashes cos we can’t glue our eyes shut again
Try out different makeup looks and go for literally any other eyeshadow colour than the one u always use
Living that #fitlyfe
Get an exercise routine cos like i swear girl u gon die in pe
Do 50 squats daily for dat asssss
Try out yoga cos if u do yoga u almost 99% have ur shit together
Take an apple cider shot b4 breakfast cos #shots
Go completely sugar free #thatguyfuckingscaredtheshitouttame
The world is literally ending so lets try slow that the fuck down
Learn how to compost because #worms
Try out a period cup thingy cos the other shits bad for the environment
Ur a legit mess
Clean ur room and cut out shit u dont need #betheinsignificantminimilistuwereborntobe
Donate clothes to vinnies #cosletsbereal #urneverfittingintothatagain
Move all ur existing pics onto a hardrive #nooneneedsthatmanyselfies
Clean out ur folder on ur laptop #ivesavedtoomanythingsas’yeet’
Like...ur hella broke?! And literally a dumbass?!
Apply for at least 5 jobs #letssetarecordforhighestamountofrejection
Create a study plan #todolistsdontdoshit #ohhowironic
Actually! Fucking! Study! You! Stupid! Bitch! :)











