#gluerpcontest

[foxeymulder]

       joshua blaine lemon ϟ twenty-one ϟ harvard pre-law

about: tallahassee born and bred ϟ nightmare in a snapback ϟ probably has no real business going to harvard but his father and his father before him are rich n legacy so here we are ϟ really wanted to be a pro skateboarder but daddy threatened to cut him off ϟ so now he “totally could’ve gone pro if he wanted 2 bro” ϟ a “u up?” king ϟ vapes indoors and posts it all on his ig story ϟ calls himself a feminist but still doesn’t quite know wtf that means (just found out referring to women as females is offensive) ϟ once accidentally sent “wyd beautiful??” in a group dm of 27 girls and got roasted to high heaven ϟ so fckin stupid but somehow does okay in his classes ϟ cheating suspected ϟ never misses a party, kickback, or rave tbh ϟ just genuinely the worst

needs: ok just…..hear me out……a real bros of simi valley based group of dumbass fuckbois PLEASE. maybe a sib or two?? idk who knows. he’ll need a lot of exes and hookups (via tinder most likely) that the other party probably regrets deeply cuz he won’t shut the fuck up about it. also fellow pre-law students that are definitely way smarter than him that he can annoy to help him with shit bc he understands almost none of it and is this close to either dropping out or flunking out. and ofc more friends that can tolerate his constant vaping!!!

[zhenyakatava]

johnathan brier / 26, journalist @ the cambridge chronicle

quick blurb: born and raised in good ol yonder sackville, new brunswick, canada / hated every moment of it and was that kid in class that everyone forgot existed / teachers always talked about how much potential he had, and he capitalized on that so-called potential as early as he could, moving to the states to go college at boston university / he studied journalism, having always found solace in words and the fact that he might not be able to do something personally, but he could certainly use his words for something / graduated from bu in 2014 and has been... notoriously unemployed since, applying at every semi-reputable newspaper near and far and finding nothing but disappointment / he thought better of himself, but when he was offered a job at the local newspaper in cambridge, he took it / this isn’t what he imagined for himself when he left ol yonder sackville, and he’s determined to get out... even if that means attaching him to the newest shitfest drama going down at harvard - the stupid-ass dean’s list / scrappy, smart, sort of rough around the edges and gruff / not here to make friends / doesn’t intend on staying in cambridge for long so get him while u can lads

needs: friends? probably people he plays pool and very americanly watches football with at the bar idk / maybe a group of people at the chronicle - the more interested they actually are in working there the better, so they can try and get his snooty ass to calm down / possibly former classmates at bu? maybe a serious girlfriend from back then that he abruptly broke things off with when he graduated and assumed he’d be working at the post in a few weeks! / random hookups? / anything else u can think of!

juliet “jet” solo / 22, clout goddess

quick blurb: grew up with no dad and a shitty mom (and people wonder why she’s got so many issues!) / shared everything with her sister growing up, bickered with her constantly and honestly still does when they make time to actually see each other / basically an extension of the o’malley family, she’s attached herself to them pretty closely - even living in the shitty, rundown apartment over their bar / has next to no talents outside of being trashy-but-cute and flirting and rapping busta rhymes’ verse on look at me now / got lucky when she fell into the “vlog squad” group because she would be doing god knows what for money without their clout and followers! / thinks she’s a rapper but most people only listen to her soundcloud to roast it / brash and devoid of any kind of filter / smokes too much weed and never leaves the house without her juul / an actual degenerate

needs: the rest of the vlog squad!! give me a big nik partner in crime for her thnx / literally a million hookups. sometimes she just hooks up with guys from tinder so she can sleep in their apartment and not her shitty place. probably knows the security guards at harvard dorms by their first names / maybe people who went through the foster system with her? / people to be really mean to her online and in real life thank you

[blancapadiilla]

                                         ☼   gwen harvey  ☼

                 [ twenty one / business econ student / #5 on the deans list] 

california girl with too much money and a flake for a mother / no one is really sure how she got into harvard in the first place / was it nepotism? was it the exorbitant money her family donates every year to wield over peoples heads? was it her fathers golden age ties to the university? did they actually buy the university as rumored? no one is sure / has never applied herself a day in her life and is constantly flying by the seat of her pants / kind of like a head rush in human form / longtime member of the crimson, wore lacy underwear for a meet once and has no regrets / really has it in her head she’ll own a business one day despite once having tried to dial someones phone number on a calculator / went on a bender after some bad decision making (sleeping with your best friends boyfriend? check. getting pregnant from said encounter? check) / then got shuttled away secretly to a rehab during summer break. told everyone she went to france. people probably thought she died / came back trying to Prove Herself / the three e’s: effervescent. erratic. enamoring / annoyingly likable despite never seeming to need to do much / throws around money like its nothing because she thinks it’ll make people love her / has been rumor mill fodder for years / acts first, thinks later / seems to know everyone on a first name basis / the girl always singing the loudest from the backseat

needs: the rest of the deans list girls first and foremost as she probably spends majority of her time with them / some cali natives who remind her a little of back home / a variety of best friends / perhaps a roommate? / best friend + boyfriend that she slept with ala nate/serena/blair - the guilt of it drove her to drink and drug it up and then she got the double whammy of finding out shes pregnant. got shipped away to Deal with it and is now back and trying to act like nothing happened so fun for all involved  / other rich kids with black cards and zero responsibility / maybe someone dumb she makes out with in a service closet and then hits with the new phone who dis / exes? / anything and everything 

[tempcstad]

peter dumont twenty-one, a layabout, twitter, nick robinson  aka suspect #1 aka the guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time

peter is that guy who:

actually enjoys math

calls pants “trousers” even though he is extremely american

treats women like Queens

eats cereal for dinner at least twice a week

doesn’t know how to ride a bike

makes the worst dad jokes you’ll ever hear

has zero direction in life but doesn’t want to end up working a dead end job

can’t cook for his life (see above cereal comment)

still thinks his harvard acceptance was a mistake

used to be nationally ranked at chess

hates discussing simulation theory but will point out glitches in the matrix

forgets to buy napkins

can hum all of the la la land soundtrack pretty well

he needs:

a future love interest??? maybe something dramatic or a friends to lover type thing. he was just dumped by a girl on the cheerleading team (rosie) so he’s feelin pretty down about it. and even more down about the fact that everyone’s pointing their fingers at him :(

some siblings/cousins - give us the dumont fam!!!

dorky friends. anyone who can put up with his stupid humor and mini rants and unbrushed hair all the time.

[fifirp]

MARINA SANTOS (23)

~ belle lucia

grew up in a very well off family and has never had to work a day in her life / has gotten everything the easy way / thus turns every minor inconvenience into a mountain / enjoys making a scene / full time political science major at harvard / part time social media influencer and member of the vlog squad / would prefer it to be the other way round / honestly would just prefer to be famous for no reason / why couldn’t she just be a kardashian???? / #10 on the dean’s list / low key mad about it because she’s ‘like, way above average’ / high key pretending to be chill about it 

wants: friends friends FRIENDS, any and all applications accepted. she can be a bit of a hand full so some enemies are also very welcome. it’s be nice if there were a couple of exes or one nights stands as well, so basically what i’m saying is she needs everything. i’m really interested in giving her an age gap plot, nothing major maybe a guy in his late 20′s early 30′s but i’ll probably make a req for this at some point. contact me at fiona#5285 for anything!

[sharpenyourpitchforks]

                                             becky ginsberg

                          thirty ○ web developer ○ l. collins ○ instagram

01. one of the ginsberg sibs / widow / mother to a kindergartener / prim, passionate, punctual / tactful / restless / stress cleans / bullet journals / unintentionally burns her broccoli / loves puzzles / can’t stand people who drive slow in the passing lane / thoughtful gift giver / quiet around strangers / a hoot around friends / slowest eater at the table / 99% sure that tea runs through her veins

02. cambridge is becky’s hometown and she thought she’d never leave, really. she met her late husband in college at northeastern, and they wed shortly after graduation. two years into their marriage, they moved to austin, texas for hubby’s grad schooling – while difficult to uproot her life, it was really a no brainer to continue to support the man she loved. they had a daughter, arielle, and their family was really settling in roots. 

three years ago, becky’s husband passed away unexpectedly. she primarily remained in austin because her job was really accommodating and allowed her to work from home a lot of the time to be with arielle... and it was easier not to be under a microscope from all her friends and family back home on a day to day basis. “yes, i’m in distress, and i’m handling it.” she was the one who had everything together and didn’t want the stress of judgment when everything was falling apart. (though, she didn’t ice anyone out, only tried to hide the most ugly parts of her grief if she could.)

with some built up pto and the opportunity to work remotely, and arielle in online school, becky’s home for the holidays on an extended trip ... allowing her to catch up with old friends who she may have not had the chance to on her previous trips back in the last six-ish years. worth it, even if it isn’t a strict vacation.

03. needs: her reasons to stay! i’ll be putting up a formal request for her hs sweetheart, but anyone who’ll inspire her to be brave enough to move back home tbh! old pals who are real friends, people with kids arielle’s age/fast friends type of scenario, kind strangers, new connections... anything you’ve got. there’ll be a lot of factors in her decision (work, her daughter, housing, etc.), and being close to her siblings will be a huge pull as well!

[hermoanie]

disclaimer: this plot has nothing to do with the book or movie my sisters keeper. just a catchy title!! anyways

many moons ago, lucian vilaro and sofia munez met, fell madly in love and popped out two kids. they were both on their merry way to becoming two of texas’ hottest lawyers, and they didnt let their two kids slow them down. so mariposa and her older sister grew up with silver spoons and nannies to take care of them. fancy christmas parties and an ever evident clear as day expectation of what they were meant to be. mariposa took to that better than her sister.

when mari was 18 she left for cambridge to attend harvard and shes only been back home to texas a handful of times. shes grown far more invested in her found family at school then the unwelcoming one from back home. her older sister followed her up north not too long after mari started. showed up one day at mari’s dorm, asked if she could crash in her twin bed for a few days because mom and dad had “freaked” and cut her off. a few days turned into a few more. basically shes been up in cambridge ever since, leaning off of mari in varying capacities. her older sister is sort of a train wreck in ever sense of the word, but mari has a sort of knack or need to for fixing people so shes cool with it. usually.

and thats mostly it. mari loves her sister to death but also needs her to get her shit together long enough so that mari can live her own life as a twenty two year old. she should be 27+ probably. face is open, but maris face is cami morrone so keep that in mind when ur picking plz. just do the thing bc im already emo about them ty

[skeletonflowrss]

Charlotte Min Ah Jeon / Charlie / 29 Years-Old / Veterinarian / Hot Chocolate Lover / Dating / Quotes songs at randoms times / Twitter

Charlotte was born in Salem, Massachusetts to Richard Jeon and Naomi Kang. The oldest of three children in the family of respected medical practitioners. It was a pretty strict environment to be raised it but still one full of love and support. Maybe not all the time but Charlie considers herself lucky and privileged. The family moved to Cambridge shortly after she celebrated her thirteenth birthday and needless to say, the tween tantrum didn’t go well. 

She learned to deal with it. 

Fast forward to sixteen years old and the tragedy of first love. Which hadn’t gone the way she had anticipated. Her first relationship ended miserably after someone was unfaithful. In this case, her boyfriend had been a sweetheart and the problem was Charlie who discovered, during a teen drinking binge, that she was in fact very gay and made out with one of the girls on the cheer leading team. It was a scandalous sophomore year. 

Teenage angst aside. High school was average, fun and stressful. Her parents never let down on insisting that she needed to do well so that she could get into medical school and follow in their footsteps. Plot twist, she did get into the medical field but not the one they had been hoping for. Charlie’s love of animals inspired her to become a veterinarian and as of last year she ( and a friend ) opened their own small clinic downtown. 

TAGS

animal lover + loves hot chocolate w/ a mountain of marshmallows + enjoys snuggling up to her girlfriend in the morning + did i mention gay ? + adventurer + outdoor activities are a must + traveled a lot + has a bucket list + will she climb mt. everest? stay tuned + hates peas and broccoli + went through an emo phase + had a cheerleader phase too + sings in the shower + owns a fennec fox named tofu (tbh this just means you can’t ‘out pet’ her) + makes the best grilled cheese ever +

intelligent // charismatic // insightful // hard working // stubborn // strict // open minded // proud // sleepy // witty // tomboy // athletic // realistic // selfish // reckless