#gluttonousmuses

[plumptactician]

Mordred kicks down her Masters door dressed as Santa, "OI MASTER! IT'S TIME TO FOR YOU TO BE SANTA'S REIGNDEER AGAIN!!"

“Are you sure?... I’m really not that great of a reindeer, heheh...”

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

W-w-w-wait, h-hold on, wehhhhh

[fatouttahell]

The return...of the vampire tummy!

i can’t think of a clever pun for this one, rip

[gluttonygirls]

ok time for a harder one for Nue. roast Mordred.

“Hard? That’s the easiest one of all. It only takes two words to summarize her, after all.”

“Daddy. Issues.”

[omnipointmuses]

leftover burp for Hinata?

“BWWWUUURRRR-ULP!” Hinata gagged as she felt something get caught in her gullet mid burp prompting her to reach back into her own throat and tug out the obstruction by hand to reveal a half melted plate of a ninja headband, the insignia that told which village it and it’s former owner had long since been ebbed away by the acids of her unforgiving belly, with a shrug she opened her mouth and dropped it in before swallowing it back down into her gut, no sense in tossing away a good source of iron after all.

[nevermindtheweights]

⚠️ Ruby sticks a sticker on Weiss' shirt that says "Grumpy Glutton"

Did you ever assume that she is grumpy because of these things?

[tubbotums]

Examine! The cookie jar Ruby got Yang for Christmas.

It’s filled with cookies, but no cookies that she’s ever seen before. She’d go out on a limb and say that they’re MnM cookies since they got some red and blue and what not in them, but they aren’t shaped like any MnM’s she’s ever seen. No... this is dust.

“... How many dust filled cookies do I think I can get Ruby to eat in one sitting to see how badly these are gonna hit me?”

Yang is having very dangerous thoughts not for herself, but for Ruby.

[fatcatblake]

fattest cat in all of Beacon and Team RWBY's resident ninja~!

“Only Beacon? Well, I guess that’s true, my mom does exist after all.”