Aug 31, 2016
Gnats.
They have no sense of self-preservation. It doesn't matter if they're flying into your lung or your eyeball. They will die, and they don't even care. I hate them. But you have to give them some credit, I guess. No matter how much you hate them, they always love you. They flock to you. Gnats provide unconditional love, and I don't think we appreciate it enough. So here's to the very first Gnat Appreciation Day. Let's all join hands and sing songs praising the great insects for blessing us with their love.