Yet another TF2 plot / hc
I feel like people FAIL to realize JUST how much potential respawn malfunctions have. It's somewhat explored in Emesis Blue BUT. Imagine it malfunctions with somebody being respawned, and instead of just bodily mutations, it also comes with cloning within the same body. INTERNAL CLONING. Like - sure. Looks like a somewhat normal Scout. Couple of extra fingers, maybe. But really? That's TWO Scouts in the same body. And they can both talk at the same time and certain parts of limbs belong to a certain Scout (i.e. Scout 1 can only move the pinky on the left hand, but he gets the whole right leg) OR. LIMB DEFORMATION (comedy) Oh no! The respawn malfunctioned! ... That's why everybody had bigass yaoi hands (don't lie and say they look normal sized to you. You know DAMN WELL TF2 characters have huge hands). And - oh - would you look at that? Spy doesn't hold the prize for the most concave ass ever anymore. The respawn malfunctioning gave him a dumpy. MERGING I think this is probably a lot more basic but. Yeah. Two people died at once. And the machine tried to reform them both at the same time, and now they're a freak that's merged together. Or maybe they have a cool form like this is a Steven Universe crossover I HAVE SOOOO MANY MORE IDEAS REGARDING THIS BUT I AM SO VERY SLEEPY AND DO NOT HAVE THE WILL TO WRITE MORE SO. YEAH MAKE IT UP YOURSELVES!!! YOU GOT THIS!!
















