Nex Zandonatti!!!

Be patient with me, I'm stupid.

[nexzandonatti]

Pssst you guys should go follow my dumb little roleplay blog,, @scoutthemilkman I have chosen to be silly there with my Scoutsona !! To be cringe is to be free and lets just say. I'm very free

[eelfuneral]

I have a really stupid TF2 fic plot bunny that I may or may not write:

- RED decided that as a company, they need to endear the people of Teufort to their mercs. Recent opinion polls have shown that the majority of the townsfolk see them as “a bunch of disruptive assholes”.

- Ms. Pauling gets the team together to brainstorm ideas for fun community events that they can put on to seem more friendly and approachable. Scout suggests a wet t-shirt contest, hoping that Ms. Pauling will enter.

- They decide to go with the wet t-shirt contest because all of the other suggestions were insane and unfeasible. They actually have a pretty good turn-out. A bunch of women from around town (and Medic because “you didn’t specify the gender of the potential contestants in the rules, Fraulein Pauling”) enter.

- After all contestants are doused with water, there is an anonymous vote. Medic wins by a landslide.

- Everyone on the team accuses Heavy of rigging the results in Medic’s favor. He did not. It turns out that the townsfolk just really, really like Medic’s tits.

- Since Medic’s victory was decided by a vote, Soldier genuinely believes that he is now President of the United States and follows him around like a secret service agent.

[nexzandonatti]

Wait, wait, let 'em cook, chat..

[tf2stillalive]

11 years ago, I made this heavyxmedic gif. File got lost, blog got obscured, the gay mercenaries are still in my heart.

So I tried my best to remake the animation from scratch and give a better resolution file for you all!

Happy pride month!

[nexzandonatti]

BABE WAKE UP THEY REMASTERED THE RED OKTOBERFEST GIF!!

[florpsterr]

SELFIE !!

over 21 hours on this (somehow) lets pray it doesnt flop🥹

[toaster-human]

𝗢𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹

Honestly one of the first longer projects I've done in a while. Thought it'd be a cool idea to draw a gunspy, but then I just kept adding more until it became a bit of a scene. Ft Badwater Basin

I'm also very inexperienced when it comes to backgrounds (especially perspective heavy ones) so we ball. I've been intending on getting more practice with that so here we go!!

[nexzandonatti]

I'm literally THE freakin milkman Will be seriously redrawing this later!! This was a lazy 1am thing done solely for my Discord profile LMFAOO

[honeysparklesmash]

This idea haunted me for several weeks I couldn't hold it anymore

[nexzandonatti]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! IT'S FINALLY DONE, CHAT !!

[nexzandonatti]

That man is a BUNNY RABBIT!! We're choosing to ignore how close together his eyebrows are

[juniper-ish]

a moment in the van

[nibadannn]

[nexzandonatti]

Smh all of these "TF2 fans" and nobody has liked this piece on twt,, y'all are so fake (slash j) LMFAOOO

[nexzandonatti]

Hmm..

The feminine urge to start a TF2 roleplay blog

[istralius]

Hop on tf2 or something like that

[jamisonrivv]

man down

[nexzandonatti]

Ermmm,, Tavish!!

[nexzandonatti]

HEAR ME OUT

I see Scout portrayed as a bunny a lot, lowkey WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN HIM DRAWN AS QUICKY THE NESQUIK RABBIT?? I'm considering taking on the task myself Make that man the Nesquik rabbit 🗣️

[nexzandonatti]

I forgot about this WHY DID NONE OF YOU REMIND ME YOU'RE SO FAKE SMH