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Yet another TF2 plot / hc
I feel like people FAIL to realize JUST how much potential respawn malfunctions have. It's somewhat explored in Emesis Blue BUT. Imagine it malfunctions with somebody being respawned, and instead of just bodily mutations, it also comes with cloning within the same body. INTERNAL CLONING. Like - sure. Looks like a somewhat normal Scout. Couple of extra fingers, maybe. But really? That's TWO Scouts in the same body. And they can both talk at the same time and certain parts of limbs belong to a certain Scout (i.e. Scout 1 can only move the pinky on the left hand, but he gets the whole right leg) OR. LIMB DEFORMATION (comedy) Oh no! The respawn malfunctioned! ... That's why everybody had bigass yaoi hands (don't lie and say they look normal sized to you. You know DAMN WELL TF2 characters have huge hands). And - oh - would you look at that? Spy doesn't hold the prize for the most concave ass ever anymore. The respawn malfunctioning gave him a dumpy. MERGING I think this is probably a lot more basic but. Yeah. Two people died at once. And the machine tried to reform them both at the same time, and now they're a freak that's merged together. Or maybe they have a cool form like this is a Steven Universe crossover I HAVE SOOOO MANY MORE IDEAS REGARDING THIS BUT I AM SO VERY SLEEPY AND DO NOT HAVE THE WILL TO WRITE MORE SO. YEAH MAKE IT UP YOURSELVES!!! YOU GOT THIS!!
Medic X House Edit
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Unmasked Pyro
(I HC them to be Mexican/Brazilian and to have been born with a Cleft Palate) (And the burn scars are from when they had set their own orphanage on fire when they were a child)
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Do you have any Engineer headcanons?👉👈
Engineer Headcanons!
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Hi Lone!!! FINALLY got around to writing these!! I hope you enjoy!
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I personally think a LOT of the mercs knit. Including Engie. I think he, Sniper, and Demo all knit together. It's mainly comprised of Engie and Demo talking away while Sniper listens. I definitely think Engie likes to do big knitting projects. Like this man has spent months on huge blanket just because he likes devoting MANY hours to any project he starts.
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I think Engie collects rocks. It stared because Pyro would always gift Engie cool rocks it found and he just kept them around in a drawer. Then one day Engie found a rock his own and gave it to Pyro. And Pyro started collecting the rocks Engie gave it. So now it's a little back and forth where they collect rocks to gift each other, and now they both have pretty big rock collections.
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I think Engineer has a lot of nightmares. Never the same one twice though. They range from just general fears and your typical nightmares to really haunting ones that tend to stick with him. He doesn't know where they come from or why they happen so often but he's become pretty used to dealing with them. Definitely a reason he stays up working late...
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Speaking of working late. He has and will continue to pass out at his desk after staying up for days on end. But! Inexplicably, he always wakes up back in his room. He doesn't know HOW he wakes up in his room. He always chalks it up to waking up in a daze and stumbling his way back. After all, none of the mercs seem to know either, or at least, they won't admit to anything...
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In the same vein, absolute KING of forgetting to take care of himself. He's just behind Medic and just above Scout in the ranks actually. He gets so focused in on things that he forgets to do those pesky things like, eat...and drink. You know, minor things! He's sure it's no big deal. At least Pyro drops by with snacks to share sometimes.
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For the life of me can't headcanon him as JUST a black coffee drinker even though I want to. You can't convince me this man doesn't like flavored coffee creamers. French vanilla, hazelnut, Italian sweet crème, you can't tell me he doesn't enjoy the occasional seasonal flavor. His love of coffee creamers however, does not stop him from brewing an entire pot of black coffee and only drinking that. Likes his coffee all ways.
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Okay. Hear me out. This man hates criticism. He can't stand it. And not in an arrogant way, like he doesn't think he's above it by any means. I just think a part of him always takes critism to heart because he's trying his hardest and giving things his all, so sometimes hearing he isn't doing enough or good enough, even in the kindest or most constructive way gets to him.
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I think his workshop is actually never necessarily "quiet". I feel like most of the mercs (Scout and Pyro specifically) come and talk his ear off a LOT. Literally telling him about anything and everything because, we'll, he likes to listen to them. Medic has also been known to drop by, but doesn't spend as much time as the other two. But even when he isn't being talked at by someone, he's got music playing, he's humming to himself, I can't imagine him actually ever doing anything in silence.
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And that's all I've got for you. Hope you liked them, and sorry they took so long 😭
Crushing on You [Medic headcanons]
oh god not the doctor | Medic x fem!reader | 284 words | masterlist | Ask/Request | TW: uh medical stuff, mentions of blood and dismemberment and obsession
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↝ He would either fall head first in love with you the moment you talk to him, or you two would have to build up a friendship and then he would realize he is in love.
↝ Either way he is obsessed with you. And i mean OBSESSED.
↝ On the field you would have your own personal pocket medic the entire time, following you with hearts in his eyes as he kills the spy attempting to backstab you.
↝ Loves seeing you covered in blood, look i don't make the rules here i just enforce them
↝ Would give you body parts from the enemy team, like hearts and arms to commemorate your strength and his love for you.
↝ While he's torturing the enemy team hes ranting about you, sighing dramatically as he rambles about your strength, beauty and passion.
↝ Has taken photos of you and shows them proudly, he has no shame for his obsession towards you.
↝ Yandere looking ass
↝ He would ramble to heavy about you, while his hand is halfway in heavy's chest cavity just mindlessly rambling about how much he loves you.
↝ "Mein friend shes just so, sighs dramatically so perfect"
↝"dockor you have taken my lungs out"
↝ The moment you save him from the enemy team he is convinced you mutually like him, face flushed and ridged as you turn to him covered in the scouts blood.
↝ "You okay doc?"
↝ "J-JA!"
↝ Would treat you the best during operations, giving you some anesthetic. But he likes to talk to you at times like these, cause hes usually so busy.
↝ You should be aware of his love for you, and he's just waiting for you to tell him it's mutual before he goes all in.
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I think at some point someone called Heavy 'Mishka' instead of 'Misha' by accident, and he had to explain how even though it IS a shortened version of his name only his mom was allowed to call him that (╥﹏╥).
Mishka is a shortened version of Mikhail... but it means "Little Bear," so it's probably something he wouldn't let anyone outside of his family address him as.
MAYBE Medic get a pass tho...
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