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8.5k, "the Christmas fic"
FAKE DATE TO ANNOY YOUR FAMILY THESE HOLIDAYS Are you looking for a way to piss off your family this Christmas? Look no further! I’m an unemployed, gay werewolf who will pretend to be your long-term relationship for the small price of a meal and a couple of galleons. Services I offer: starting up political discussions, staging fights or even fake-proposing in front of your entire extended family (for an additional fee). Interested? Send an owl to the address below.















