#aidenyaps

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regulus (sweating): fucking hell, i hate the fucking sun.

*james running across the pitch, stopping to drink water, wipes sweat off his face using the hem of his shirt*

regulus (now red): its a beautiful day.

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regulus breathes and james drops to his knees in prayer.

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no body gets asexual james like i do.

james, whose body everyone fawns over, his abs, his muscles, the way he looks when he plays quidditch. james who has people hit him up at every party, all the time, for "a good time" and he declines. james, whose only partners have been as a result of a drunken kiss, or a dance, partners who're always read to have sex with him, rushing him, just to get the pleasure of saying i shagged james potter. james who has had sex with his partners because thats what you do in relationships right? youre supposed to have sex. james who's been surrounded by people who give great value to, and love, having sex (aka rabid dogs wolfstar and aro but heathen and freak in the sheets peter) and never knew that you can just not? james who when he starts dating regulus has sex with him a few times too, because well. regulus likes it, and its not regulus' fault thats james is broken. its not until hes just hanging out with regulus and his friends and evan says something that james realises that you can do that. and then he has a breakdown and thinks that regulus will leave him because regulus has always loved having sex, and he had sex prior to james as well. meanwhile regulus is mentally losing his shit because his bf never liked having sex and he didnt even realise? but then they both reassure each other and james gets the support he deserves♥️

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OH CAN YOU IMAGINE regulus whos never had any experience of romance before except from romance novels wanting to try that stuff eith james except James doesnt know that hes trying that stuff with him.

like for example, james is ranting and regulus kisses him to shut him up, and obviously james a very eager? so regulus is like mmMm. im going to need to do this more often. except as regulus continues to do it, james notices the pattern and thinks that regulus doesnt like him ranting, so he stops. and when regulus notices that hes stopped, he thinks that james doesn't want regulus kissing him so often. amd then for a week theyre both on eggshells around eachother until one of them cracks and they both just laugh.

and then james teases regulus saying that he bets theres other, more enjoyable things in the books he reads that they could recreate. (regulus turns into a tomato)

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"Neil giggled."

no, he didn't.

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i can just imagine regulus bitching about james man spreading and james just opening his legs further and picking regulus up to drop him in the space between his legs and saying happy now?

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since like practically everybodys doing this:

if this gets 100 notes, ill draw and write instead of marinating in my thoughts.

if this gets 200 notes, I'll stop eating sugar for a week.

if this gets 300 notes, I'll start posting my work (oneshots and fics) again.

if this gets 400 notes, I'll tell the toxic friends i have at my dad's place that im not interested in talking to them anymore.

if this gets 500 notes, I'll take atleast half a day, off of social media to just relax and be more accepting of myself.

if this gets 1000 notes, ill try coming out to my cousin.

if this gets 5000 notes, within this month, ill try coming out to my bsf (who claims she'd love me unconditionally?)

(yes these are unrealistic in purpose bcz im scared of doing alot of the stuff on this list<3)

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everyones busy trying to get with the people they like while pandora and peter have platonic dates and write fanfiction about them all.