I think that my main takeaway from our brief time with Derek is that in all of the final fifteen theorizing, none of us gave enough consideration to the possibility that The Metatron, aka The Voice of Fujoshi God, was just trying to be a good wingman to Aziraphale.
What all of heaven failed to consider is that Mr. I've Ingested Things In My Time happens to be really really bad at it. Universe endingly bad at it.










