playing minesweeper with the magi

queer elder millennial obsessed with good omens

[polikiwi31musif]

JEZEBEL!

Shes so iconic fr🤧

[lickthecowhappy]

Sumo tournament starts this weekend! Please enjoy this Aziraphale as a sumo wrestler art that @hollow-head drew for me but never posted themself. I love it VERY MUCH!!!!!

Also a comic:

[nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour]

you know the other thing that I really enjoy about Good Omens? Despite being messy af and bad at talking about their feelings and using their words, Crowley and Aziraphale are just like… actual grown-ups. Like, their defining character traits are that that they would risk literally everything to avoid a change in their daily routine. They literally defy Heaven and face down Satan to stop the Apocalypse because after a long day they just want to unwind at home with their significant other and a nice glass of red. Like they are SO decidedly middle-aged that actual paradise to these two immortal beings of immense otherworldly power is an early dinner out with your sweetie at your favorite restaurant and then going DIRECTLY home to open a bottle of wine and throw on your favorite album. and honestly, hard same?

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[gleafer]

Is it Shark Week? NOPE!

SLORCH WEEK!

[vanyamire]

Angel of the Eastern Gate

commission for @ pedernalesfalls 💛

[stella-draws-things]

[ladybracknellssherry]

[tinhaaaaat]

the only thing keeping me sane at the moment

[buckysknifecollection]

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

[ineffablesilversmith]

Monstera treasure box pendant, sterling silver with ineffable ephemera

You just know that Crowley has souvenirs from every angel date squirreled away all over his flat. I decided he also keeps a little “what I watched Aziraphale eat here” diary on the backs of things like this.

I spent a ludicrous amount of time researching British plant-centric events of the 19th and 20th centuries to make three scraps of paper. The Royal Horticultural Society exhibition was the precursor to the Chelsea Flower Show. I thought the one in May 1862 could have been their last outing before the holy water falling out (also 1862) and 1947 is the first year the Chelsea Flower show was held after WII, so the first one they could have gone to together after making up in 1941. Continued rationing after the war meant the food and beverage options would have been considerably sadder than prewar shows, but I like to think Crowley got to enjoy Aziraphale enjoying some fresh strawberries (not rationed during or after the war) and lemon squash.

[velvetnightingale]

Aziraphale made the car break down as an excuse to have a picnic with Crowley in a field of sweet smelling wildflowers.

It was a nice day.

[texacilian89]

FUN FACT.

Sharks have electroreceptors along their snoots called Ampullae of Lorenzini to help them navigate & hunt for prey.

Not unlike a certain angel using his celestial senses to find yummy snacks & a certain demon.

4 DAYS TIL SLORCH WEEK!

(Artwork Slorchified by my comrade-in-shenanigans @bushybritches)

[theeminentlyimpractical]

The best way I can explain why Asanthony is not Aziracrow to me without getting into the "soul" argument or whatever is: imagine them at a Chili's.

Aziracrow? That would be funny as fuck. Aziraphale discovers all the food is premade and just reheated and nearly goes into a fugue state but then unfortunately really enjoys the cajun pasta. He also orders a bloomin' onion and it shows up even though that's an Outback thing. Crowley complains that the only reason he agreed to this is because Panera is dead to him after they stopped serving the heart attack lemonade. He however then realizes that the Chili's takeaway menu features gallon-sized margaritas and promptly orders six of them.

Asanthony? idk man they'd probably like it?

[fish3s]

thanks guys

[debbiedart]

✨ vavoom ✨⛈

• prints!

[eff-ablefics]

who has the sexiest hands?

aziraphale

crowley

Voting ended onJul 21

propaganda

aziraphale’s hands: plump and broad, well-manicured, strong due to carrying books around, familiar with gripping swords (wink).

crowley’s hands: long and slender, potentially more dexterous due to snake-like qualities, nail polish, claws and/or scales.

[firelikestars]

aziraphale telling crowley “maybe one day we could go for a picnic” absolutely gnaws at my insides. god, it’s such a soft, simple request. a picnic. sharing a blanket and a meal in the sunshine.

it would be easy. for anyone but them.