Kankri: And where d9 y9u see y9urself in five years?
Cronus: probably a mirror. ;)

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Kankri: And where d9 y9u see y9urself in five years?
Cronus: probably a mirror. ;)
i dont know why but i think the holidays sorta react like a dog when their ears are rubbed. like theyd get all calm and blissful
@goatmalcolm I’m sorry it took me absolutely 4732643827 years to answer this but this is SO ADORABLE and is absolutely 100% true…
Roxy: name yory child cass so that way when peodle ask for their ful name exepctign cassandra or cassidy u can say its shrot for casserole
roxy: dave stop sendign pics of ur toilet rat
roxy: OMG
roxy: hes the plubmebr version of ratatouille
dave: rip plumbertooie
roxy: ratatoilet
tavros: iF SOMEONE ASKS, “dO YOU SPEAK sPANISH”, aND YOU SAY “nO”, tHEN YOU’RE CONTRADICTING YOURSELF,
dave: really youre not
dave: i mean yaint wrong but also yaint right
jade: y'is wrong
dave: hey listen youre cool and all but like just leave the southernisms to me
jade: y'is just mad cuz i made such a great contraction!!!!
Dave: my entire existence is a closed dennys at midnight
Eridan to Sollux, in front of principal’s office: wwhat are you in for
Sollux: they ju2t wanna know iif iit’2 cool iif ii mii22 my cla22e2 twomorrow two run 2ound and liight2 for a pre2entatiion iin the audiitoriium. what are you iin for?
Eridan: i stabbed a kid wwith a screwwdrivver
Roxy, levitating 6 inches off the ground: mom told me ta telll you that dinnrs ready
Dirk, turning his head around 180°: What'd she make?