Humans are space orcs and god creating stuff crossover, make it happen.
God: well yeah just make like, a mini me, but without the powers!
Owen: Ok...?
God: yeah and fill their stomachs with acid, but have it be just for food, and make em like to eat poison!
Barnelby: WHY!??
Owen: there it is.
God: Just do it!
Owen: *deep sigh* y'know what! Fine! I give up!











