New sona design, who this
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trying on a metaphor
Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
Xuebing Du
Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
wallacepolsom
occasionally subtle

Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
noise dept.

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@quelend-underground
New sona design, who this
“omg you’re just blogging for attention”
and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
cream cheese bagel ending explained
i love when redditors try to explain posts i dreamed up and posted right after my alarm went off when i was still half asleep
cream cheese bagel ending explained explained
Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny
Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.
"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.
You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:
I made a small drabble based on this
I had to draw it HELP
Fresh air
Shapeshifter; taur mode! I liked the idea, just not the horse bits - too many hooves! they've been removed in favor of cooler anatomy >:)
Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me
#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)
Basically, a translation could be:
I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard
translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good
grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky
I would describe myself as a bear if it were not for the lack of body hair and that I can't entirely be called a ""man"" in the same vain I will never ever be a ""woman""
Instead I'm some secret third randomly generated option that still sees itself as a fat and very gay hairy man despite being completely removed from the concept as a whole, with the exception of obesity
But perhaps that's okay. Perchance 'bear' is simply the portrait I dress myself as, regardless of how well connected the concept is to my very being in the same way human would be. Maybe it's that, a vibe that I have, an aura only I can perceive and comprehend until the day I fit into the standard of 'bear'ness, of what being human could possibly entail
Maybe I am not a bear, maybe I am, in any case I like the idea of being a big man in an alternative state of mortal existence and that's all I could ever wish to be. An idea.
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here
people pointing out i said penis options and i am in fact doing research into my options for penis. my penis options #mypenisoptions
you have to also love fat people who can't perform feats of physical prowess or impressive athletics. you have to also love fat people whose fatness is unpalatable and unfashionable. or i'll kill you. i'll fucking kill you.