Mar 18, 2021
God au! I know the obvious option for god Techno is one of war and blood, but what about god of trade? Also known as: Self indulgent clothing Maybe blood god techno coming up :P
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God au! I know the obvious option for god Techno is one of war and blood, but what about god of trade? Also known as: Self indulgent clothing Maybe blood god techno coming up :P
Tommys village has made him a human sacrifice for a group of gods (SBI) for causing so much trouble in his village. He’s tied up at the base of a tree with food and trinkets surrounding him as an offering. The three gods come after he’s been left there in the harsh cold and he’s begging for them to not hurt him. They all immediately know this boy is something more, and decide to take the boy to live with them, since they know he will die out here. Hurt/comfort ensues!!
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YES!
I love this!!!!!
Philza adopts him and Tommy becomes one of his boys-
Also-
Techno: Blood/War god (obviously)
Philza: Fertility/Maternal/Relationships (not just romantic- friendship and family too) god
Wilbur: Mischief/Recreation/Fun/Chaos god
"Gather round children, let me tell you the tragic tale of the Squid Kid.
The Squid Kid was a simple peasant boy, toiling in the potato fields day and night every week of every month of every year. Although his work was tiring, he grew proficient at it. It was said he got to a point where he could plant thousands of potatoes and harvest them in a single day. He seemed utterly tireless, people would come from miles to watch as he used both hands, as well as his extra 4 limbs to farm potatoes in a beautiful dance.
As he gained more and more fame and potatoes, Squid Kid got a very risky idea. He would challenge the Blood God Technoblade to a farming competition, who could farm the most potatoes in a year. It was a strange challenge, and one the Blood God proved eager to accept. If Squid Kid succeeded, he would be known as the first being to ever win against Technoblade, though not in direct combat. They settled a wager in private and both got to work.
Technoblade easily doubled Squid Kid's daily output. Though miraculously Squid tripled his own daily output in response. This went on for months and Squid Kid ended up gaining the upper hand by a couple million potatoes close to the end. Though Technoblade tired of this game, and so ceased to hold back at all, farming enough to keep up with Squid in seconds, then doubling it, then tripling, quadrupling.
When the time came for them to compare potato counts, Squid Kid had lost badly. And so, honouring their wager, Technoblade devoured him whole while the entire kingdom watched, and learned a valuable lesson. Do not challenge the gods.
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We have a myth in the god au now-
Morale: don't challenge the gods
okay i just had a thought what if squid kid wasnt dead and technoblade just kinda straight up kidnapped him.
And like, what if he's immortal living in Technoblade's area of the pantheon farming potatoes for the gods to enjoy for the rest of eternity. A punishment for daring to challenge him yes, but Technoblade respects him and they hang out with each other often.
Yes!!!!
They discuss war strategies together over tea on Wednesdays (they wear pink-)
No one else is allowed to come to these meetings- they don't know why since Techno is fine with talking to everyone else about war- but Squid Kid know why- it's because they spill the tea more then talk of war-
Squid also runs all of Techno's potato slaves and rules over them- making sure they farm correctly
And on weekends he gets to train as Techno's highest commanding officer and teach new warriors the tactics him and Techno "discussed"
Oh man that ask from 🐜 gave me thoughts.
Technoblade picks you up. You're scared. You're confused. He glares deep into your soul.
He takes out a small dagger, pointing it right at you. This is the end. You're going to die here.
Pain follows. A lot of pain on your specifically. You scream, it's far too much to handle. Then it suddenly stops. And techno lets you down.
"seeya nerd. no one's gonna bother you again with that on your forhead."
You look in a lake to see your reflection. His mark was carved into your forhead, then the wounds must've been closed with some special fire, causing a glowing pink scar.
You're under the blood god's protection now.
And no one's gonna bother you again.
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This is so good-
Thank you 🐜 for the idea for Big- and thank you Big for the amazing short-
Just gotta leave this here-
If you are a human and somehow magically fascinate Techno or peek his interest in a way like he doesn’t want you to die because of his fascination or interest, then you are just the one of the safest humans ever. Who’s gonna kill you if u have the blood god protecting you?
(Sorry Im sending asks so often just say if you want me to stop-)
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(send as many asks as you want- I love them💗)
YEEESSS!!!!!
When Techno sees a humans he likes he leaves them with a marking- just a small one on their forehead that looks like a scar in his symbol
But it's enough to know that you have the blood God's protection
And no one wants to mess with Techno-
God!AU as you can see I really like this AU xD
I can imagine on April 1st Techno like walks around in his house(??) sits down to write something with a feather and Ink of course and as he’s about to start writing this tiny child will like pop up from behind his Ink pod, running to his hand while squealing an excited “boOoooOoooOo” and throwing themselves onto Technos hand. Techno of course not expecting anything, was at least a bit tricked into a surprise attack. After a few minutes, the child calms down, still laying on Technos hand while muttering “It’s the first of April Mister Techno,” feeling quite drowsy and sleepy after all the adrenaline wore off. Techno just took the small child into his hands, a small smile tugging on his lips. ”C’mere Pipsqueak“. He positioned the child into his one hand and started writing with the other one. Feeling the small one falling asleep after a while, he was slightly smiling again.
Ahhhhhh just every god being cute with kids
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Yeeessss!!!!!!!
Techno loves when kids prank him on April 1st and is just so soft- teenagers and preteens are worse because they go absolutely NUTS with god power- but kids are always so cute when they try to mess with him
And he just gives them some candy or something and let's them chill afterwards cause- they're just kids
(the one time anyone was scared of kids on the 1st was when Tommy made an army- that was it-)