Eat the Rich
You say money can't buy happiness. We say ok, but it can buy a whole lot else. It can get us healthcare when we're sick, because unlike you lot we can't afford to go private. But of course, you're the ones who the NHS will fall under. Money can get you a decent place to live. Money is what would let us eat out once in a while, without worrying that we can't pay for it. You want us to go hungry. Weirdly enough, we disagree. You can have your lobster, your fillet steak and caviar. You can have your thousand-dollar bagel, dipped in gold and god knows what else. Does it really make it taste that much better? Does it? You can have it, have it all. We don't need it. Oh, no. We'll be fine on our own. Why, you ask? Well, tonight we're eating the rich.
