Yo Race, since you're top notch with puns do you have any good jokes??
Race- You bet I do! Hey Spot, c’mere a minute!
Spot- Whaddaya want, Race?
Race- I got a coupla question for ya. Imagine there are 500 bricks on a plane. One of ‘em falls off. How many are left?
Spot- That’s easy. 499.
Race- Right! Next question. What’re the three steps to puttin’ an elephant in the fridge?
Spot- What kinda question is that?
Race- Just answer it!
Spot- Alright, alright. *thinks for a moment* Three: ya open the fridge, ya put the elephant in the fridge, ya shut the door.
Race- Right! What’re the four steps to puttin’ a giraffe in the fridge?
Spot- What the-
Race- Tick tock, Spot Conlon!
Spot- Alright, alright, keep ya shirt on! Three again, ain’t it? Open the fridge, put the giraffe in the fridge, shut the door.
Race- Wrong! Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, shut the door.
Spot- Race, I think youse is goin’ nuts.
Race- Am not!
Spot- Any more nutty questions?
Race- ‘Course! The Lion King is havin’ a birthday party. All the animals attend, ‘cept one. Which is it an’ why?
Spot- I got no clue.
Race- The giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.
Spot- *chuckles* Okay, that was a good one.
Race- I got more! Sally wants to cross a gator-infested river. There ain’t no bridge, so she’s gotta swim across. She swims across an’ makes it safe to the other side. How?
Spot- *thinks for a moment* I got it! All the gators are at the party!
Race- Right! But she dies anyway.
Spot- Huh? How?
Race- You tell me!
Spot- No clue.
Race- She got hit on the head by a flyin’ brick.
Spot- Why I oughta- !
Race- Ack! No! Race! It was just a joke! *running away* Jack! Davey! Someone help!