#goddamn autocorrect

[bioswear]

i miss getting fucked up at halloween parties :’) LIke god let me smoke weed in a backyard in a costume with the thrumming of bass resounding in my chest 

[owlf45]

If you could live inside one (1) fanfiction for a week, what would it be and why?

Good question... probably Gentry’s “How to Murder Your Father”, for the shits and giggles

[birusoda]

drew this quick portrait for our local space hobo @snackiies

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IT LOOKS SO GOOD, SILENT! THANK YOU!!!

[palewolfcheesecake-blog]

i really need to start using an etsy witch on race weekends smh

[iolesbookshelf]

Me doing algebra: yeah maybe I can survive one more year of high school

Me after taking one look at the language exercises: the world is devoid of hope and we’re all aimlessly wandering through our lives waiting for the inevitable end

[waiting-for-hyacinthus]

Usually autocorrect will use the previous words in a sentence to predict/correct the next word, right? But no, I got this instead

[oldmanpusspuss]

I ❤️ being a bad influence on my mutuals <3

[ellynneversweet]

could not name a single australian snake, but more importantly it took several pondering of "generous snakes? what are they readily giving and what makes them more generous than other snakes?" before the thought "understandable typo" crossed my mind.

They’re giving incredibly toxic venom, based on an isolated evolutionary arms race to be the Most Deadliest